This morning I was eating banana for breakfast.
Then this newbie MILF colleague came in to office. (she sits in front of me)
Her: Morning, 没有请我吃 (never treat me eat)
Me: You want? Just take lor. I have extra banana (really got 3 lah)
Her: OK, you don't tell your wife I eat your banana leh. (giggling)
Me: DUH
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SAF Core Values... (When Eating Out)
8th - do but don't get caught
9th - caught already act blur
10th - cannot act blur then blame others