Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread] - Page 536

FUNNYANDHORNY · #**8026** 15-10-2017, 12:31 PM

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Wu Song Jr · #**8027** 15-10-2017, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by meijipcc

very nice jokes bros. hope there are more to come. support support.

Returned 11 Big Huat Arh !!

Wu Song Jr · #**8028** 15-10-2017, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by FUNNYANDHORNY

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Bro good ones

bigbirdbird · #**8029** 16-10-2017, 02:11 PM

Teacher asks her students to name medicines they know and state their uses.
Little Susan stands and says, "PANADOL"
Teacher: Used for?
Susan: I think headache
Teacher: Good
Musa: PIRITON
Teacher: used for?
Musa: Helps in sleeping..
Teacher: Excellent!!
Little Johnny (stands confidently): VIAGRA
Teacher (nearly falls off her chair, shocked): What for??
Johny: I think Diarrhea
Teacher: Who told you that?
Johnny: Everynight my mom tells Dad, "Take two VIAGRA Pills and maybe that little Shit will get harder tonight!
Teacher collapsed!!😂😂😂😂😂

otamay · #**8030** 18-10-2017, 01:01 AM

Thanks for the laughter here, more please.

madpig88 · #**8031** 18-10-2017, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by FUNNYANDHORNY

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This is funny, thanks for sharing it.

KTVbuddy · #**8032** 18-10-2017, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Teacher asks her students to name medicines they know and state their uses.
Little Susan stands and says, "PANADOL"
Teacher: Used for?
Susan: I think headache
Teacher: Good
Musa: PIRITON
Teacher: used for?
Musa: Helps in sleeping..
Teacher: Excellent!!
Little Johnny (stands confidently): VIAGRA
Teacher (nearly falls off her chair, shocked): What for??
Johny: I think Diarrhea
Teacher: Who told you that?
Johnny: Everynight my mom tells Dad, "Take two VIAGRA Pills and maybe that little Shit will get harder tonight!
Teacher collapsed!!😂😂😂😂😂

nice joke bro.

HandyPoo · #**8033** 18-10-2017, 11:49 AM

Very nice jokes here, thanks all

FUNNYANDHORNY · #**8034** 19-10-2017, 08:43 PM

Credit to Bro Yinyang, Sammyboy.com

John went to USA to start a business.
In 6 months, he sold 100 mattresses and 5000 panties. Profit US$10,000.He emailed his wife to come USA.
His wife replied:
No need. With one mattress and no panties, I made $50,000.

Simplified.
Credit : Bro Yinyang.

RedSkai · #**8035** 19-10-2017, 10:25 PM

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Hahahaha good one

KnowItAll · #**8036** 21-10-2017, 09:48 AM

like the jokes very much.. power.. share more soon pls.

FUNNYANDHORNY · #**8037** 21-10-2017, 10:22 AM

again, related....

storynotell · #**8038** 21-10-2017, 04:28 PM

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Nice one! Thanks bro

bigbirdbird · #**8039** 22-10-2017, 11:05 AM

New Sexual Positions

The IRS position, where you just bend over and take it up the ass with no lube.

The Humidor (requires a cigar and an intern).

The Monday Night Football (actually just doggie style done facing the TV with the game on with her in the football shirt of your favorite team).

The Kentucky Derby (AKA Woman astride) be forewarned if you decide to use the western variant of this (The Rodeo) her spurs WILL wreak havoc on the bed linens!

Oral Submarine. The guy must Dive...Dive ... Dive.

The Bugs Bunny: It's when the guy is on top with the women's legs pinned behind her head.

The British Telecom position: you get SCREWED by them and they never call you back.

The Grenade Position...I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me.

The Enron Position...no matter what, you're getting it up the ass.

Totally Screwed - the position you in when your spouse comes in early from work and catches you in a position you can't get out of...

The ever-famous "No, you gotta get your leg up higher...no, not like that, like this...NO it's got to be HIGHER than that. No, like this...oh, yeah that'd work...if you were the one with the vagina...NO, would you listen to me? HIGHER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH? You know what? Never mind...I don't even wanna do it anymore. No, I won't give you head. No, we can't try again...Yeah, that's right. I am gonna use my vibrator... Well, I wouldn't have to if you could get your leg up! GAWD!"

bigbirdbird · #**8040** 22-10-2017, 11:07 AM

Joe met Suzi in a nightclub.

They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the end of the evening Suzi invited Joe to her place, where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic session in bed together.

Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed and snuggled up close to each other. After a short while, Suzi began tenderly stroking Joe's manhood.

Surprised but appreciative, Joe comments, "Surely you can't be ready for more?

Suzi replies, "No, but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic, and I miss the days when I had mine... "