Jakarta Info thread

[susubesar]

Originally Posted by TonyCheong2

Hahaha what's up with the Paki topic these days?
Too many brownies in Jakarta meh?

Mostly 90% are local cheongsters.
I see ang mohs more than Indians/Pakistanis.

There is growing number of Arab/Paki/Indian Brownies to JKT
maybe Smoothy try to turn Jakarta into next Pattaya, brown sausage playground heaven?

Anyone ever go Pattaya and think, ayo, my plane ticket was for Thailand not New Delhi?

[TonyCheong2]

Originally Posted by susubesar

There is growing number of Arab/Paki/Indian Brownies to JKT

Oh really?

Next trip to Jakarta I must observe carefully.

[HolySh!t]

Any bro around 18-23 Oct?
First timer here, is transportation ok with just uber or grab? Don't speak bahasa.

Thinking of blok M, travel, Alexis, and others. May stay Yello.

Suggestions appreciated. Thanks

[coffeebean]

Is malioboro and alexis still open?

[Setzer]

Originally Posted by HolySh!t

First timer here, is transportation ok with just uber or grab? Don't speak bahasa.

Thinking of blok M, travel, Alexis, and others. May stay Yello.

Suggestions appreciated. Thanks

Uber/grab works perfectly fine in Jakarta, sometimes they might call you to reconfirm your location. if you can't speak bahasa indo, just text them in-app or use as simple english as possible. It's much cheaper compared to taking normal taxis. However, I've never tried uber/grab after midnight so I'm not sure how easy/difficult it will be.

blok M is south... classic, travel, alexis, malio etc is all in central/north. First timer prolly easier to just stay around harmoni (ibis,yello,etc) as there's many action nearby.

[Sm00thy]

Originally Posted by coffeebean

Is malioboro and alexis still open?

Don't be silly of course malioboro and alexis are open. Big tipping brown brothers like me feel very welcoming there.

Do not forget to check out Blok M and CJs as I always get Pakistan Superstar treatment from the freelancers.

[gembulz]

Hi guys, do you know any OKT in Jakarta that has Indo Chinese Girl?

[susubesar]

Originally Posted by gembulz

Hi guys, do you know any OKT in Jakarta that has Indo Chinese Girl?

I'm sure some will contact you now. Will not be cheap (3jt++), you are better off finding a mix Indo/Chinese girl, or a PRC gal at Malio/Alexis as most Indo Chinese have money and dont need to escort (cant' speak Chinese anyways). Sometimes you can find more fair skin mix chinese at CJs.

Originally Posted by Sm00thy

Big tipping brown brothers like me feel very welcoming there.

In my 43 years in life, i've never seen a Brown brother who is a big tipper and isn't cheapskate. Heck, most Singaporeans are stingy cheapskates and the Brown people make us look good! I've even seen a brown guy try to negotiate meter taxi fare, and fast food!! I'll believe it when i see it, but if everything you say is true, i think thats the only way Arab/Pakistani are tolerated in Jakarta, by overpaying girls to put up with your type.

[dtansgboy]

Hi, I would be in JKT from 11 till 14 Nov. Any Bro around at that time?

[leaseoflife]

Hi Bros. Don't mind me asking... first time going Jakarta. Does anyone have a hotel recommendation that is near to Golf courses and also the nightlife or massage places? Trying to find a suitable hotel through the thread but can't seem to find much info.

Many thanks in advance.

[susubesar]

Originally Posted by leaseoflife

Hi Bros. Don't mind me asking... first time going Jakarta. Does anyone have a hotel recommendation that is near to Golf courses and also the nightlife or massage places? Trying to find a suitable hotel through the thread but can't seem to find much info.

Many thanks in advance.

Your question is posed incorrectly and almost impossible to answer. Sortof like asking for a hotel near SG and KL and also Medan??? When u say nightlife...u mean 'clean' or dirty nightlife?

My suggest you use google maps, and drop a Pin each place of interest. Then you can see the places you need to go and pick a convenient location. Golf courses are in Kemayoran and Senayan. Massage and 'dirty' nightlife in North Jakarta. normal clubs and high-class nightlife in South Jakarta. There is no perfect solution, your hotel will be some sort of compromise. Better to choose a hotel near your daytime activities as there will be traffic jam everywhere until 9pm.

If you just wanna Golf Kemayoran and play dirty massage/nightlife, you could stay in Manga Dua area, as it is close to the golf course and North Jakarta massage places. Tons of hotels there, Orchards and even in the mall. However it is very far to Senayan and south high-class Jakarta nightlife.

[Setzer]

Originally Posted by leaseoflife

Hi Bros. Don't mind me asking... first time going Jakarta. Does anyone have a hotel recommendation that is near to Golf courses and also the nightlife or massage places? Trying to find a suitable hotel through the thread but can't seem to find much info.

Many thanks in advance.

To add on... personally i think kemayoran golf course is abit run down, senayan golf course is much better but more expensive. Actually you can stay in north, and go golf in south... early morning traffic usually will be pretty smooth (about 30mins?)

Or if you have time to spare, go bogor for golf (about an hour's drive in the morning) but coming back might take up to 2hrs in the afternoon.

By the way, I'm trying to do a google map for jakarta fun places (still in progress).. link in my signature

cheers

[Xcvsdfwer234]

Any bro have good recommendation for outcall sensual body to body massage service to your hotel by pretty and playful ladies? Dun need sex but Wan erotic massaging

[susubesar]

Originally Posted by Xcvsdfwer234

Any bro have good recommendation for outcall sensual body to body massage service to your hotel by pretty and playful ladies? Dun need sex but Wan erotic massaging

WeChat is your best option, i'm sure you will find some nice ladies, i have found many on WeChat.

[Xcvsdfwer234]

Originally Posted by susubesar

WeChat is your best option, i'm sure you will find some nice ladies, i have found many on WeChat.

Looks like WeChat has also of fake ones leh