Batam Info / Interest / Help Thread

[Ihowlian]

Originally Posted by milfmilf

not sure if some will also tell you off for complaining about chanting at early morning , like what they told me. As per the guideline they try to set, want cheap fark must bare with it else might as well stay in sinkieland .... Really ish chee ma gan

Complained 3 times here. Cheapskate. Typical sinkies or jiuhukia like you. Always blame others for your failure and stupidity Despite all the info available here. Come here kpkb about prayer call, traffic noise! Anjing buta. This is Indonesia. You stick to sinkieland. But pauper like you will still complain $100/2/90 expensive and short duration. Then play at jb merlin tower. Very cheap in ringgit. Pauper.

[Leoric]

Originally Posted by iicycold

Lol...jus watch joker y'day nite in btm wit my ger ger...not bad...not bad...i strongly recommed u 2 watch...so nw i'm free inside btm hotel rm, so tht i take some mins 2 write a cartoon joke 2 pleasure every1 readin here while gettin a bbbj frm my ger ger...lol...it's jus 4 laugh onli hor, no offence 2 ani1 intended....lol

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cartoon 2 continues @ below bottom... after clicking spoiler icon...lol

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Very well illustrated for this thread , i couldn't have illustrated it better. i was laughing while reading. At 1st i thought there's just one troubled kid, now i see 2 in the thread.

Btw, i watched joker in my last trip too.

Went memory last weekend, mami tells me their price has gone up to 1.2jt. Yes, that applies even for their "oldest" girls too. 1st night 1.2 jt, 2nd nite is 1 jt. I was there with friends on 3 nites, so tht i try one of them out.

Joint : Memory
Hotel : Lumba Lumba ($28/nite)
Price : 1.2 jt (2nd nite 1 jt)
Looks : 7.5/10
Age : 23
BBBJ : 7.5/10 (CIM during noon)
FJ : 9.5/10 (i got rape twice a nite )
DFK : 10/10
Tip : 300k for the 2 nites
Overall : 7.5/10(read the bad part below, otherwise i would have rate 8.5/10)

The bad : Since i stayed so near there, we went to the KTV of her joint and she got herself half-drunk. But i think it is bcs she's half drunk, that's y i got "raped". She's the type of girl that would took the initiative to approach. Bcs i booked her for 2 nites, she spend most parts of the 2nd day time sleeping. I bought her lunch & she's still sleeping so lunch end up becoming my dinner.

End up during dinner time she ordered Crab & a fried egg from Gofood that cost me 287k.

So much for her bad.

Originally Posted by iicycold

hmm...mayb later if got time i go 4 sm kkj massage....lol

Where got good dick massage in btm? I think age catching up, since last trip i realize my "engine" went a bit over haul. Will need to do some maintenance.

Thx bro.

[Ihowlian]

So much info here. Lazy to browse through and check. Then when failure strike on them due to their stupidity they started blaming others. Blame prayers chanting. Blame noise from motorist. Then go other playground where theres no mosque, mobil and sepada. Tolol.

[Hurricane88]

Originally Posted by Ihowlian

So much info here. Lazy to browse through and check. Then when failure strike on them due to their stupidity they started blaming others. Blame prayers chanting. Blame noise from motorist. Then go other playground where theres no mosque, mobil and sepada. Tolol.

I also reading leh...and wonder why hv a joker who commented there is no info in this thread but his old type forum really cannot make it...only can say cannot please everyone...similar when I was having hcm thread...

whenever I went batam I stay next to a mosque...dun even realised there were prayers going on when I was in my room...

anyway I read the thread and more than enough info to to walk around...or travel from my hotel to any place I intend to go..

Good work to TS and seniors who worked so hard to provide the info...

[Ihowlian]

Just sharing here. Open eyes big big and read. Sinkieland is the only country in the world that prohibit speakers facing outside mosque. Speakers must face inside mosque so as not to disturb sinkies during prayers call. Pampered lot.

As for mobil and sepada noise. Batam has prospher. Not like 10 or twenty years back. Its only natural noise pollution are there. What so surprising? I can recommend hotels far away from noise. But then again sinkies never satisfied. They will come out with dozen grievances again.

[nono1973]

Originally Posted by iicycold

knn, u sibei double standard sia...i take frm u mus buy u teh botel sm more, other ppl take frm u no need ah?

Hello brother...you didnt buy me teh botel that last time i pass you those coupons, you bought me lasegar drink instead,hehehe...and i pass you the some discount coupons for Men's spa too. Like that is double standard?

ok,ok...don't say i never share with you,hehehe...few hours ago, there's a kind soul that sells coupons that expires on Nov 2019 at 4 for S$6 or 1 for S$2. I already PM the rest of the guys to get it just now.

Hurry down now,before they are all gone again.

Its the lowest i have seen so far for Nov 2019 coupons, well...thats not counting those free one of course.

By the way, keep your eyes open big big after Deepavali holiday for some good value open tickets,hehehe...if there's any.

Enjoy your Batam trips.

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

I also reading leh...and wonder why hv a joker who commented there is no info in this thread but his old type forum really cannot make it...only can say cannot please everyone...similar when I was having hcm thread...

I agreed with your point in bold above.

One kind of rice feeds all kind of human. The internet consist of many different kinds of human too. The old and young, the good and the bad. As long as they knows how to use a computer, they can be on the internet. This SBF forum platform is meant for ALL human-kind who knows how to use a computer. All are welcome (in my point of view) as long as long as they spoke within the titled topic.

Surrounding of a cheonging place evolve over time, so does SBF. Either we blend in or stay away from it. This thread and/or my basic guide help readers to start up Batam cheonging and/or to get around, but no amount of information on the internet can guarantee anyone a good time anywhere. Much often, it takes 2 hands to clap...the right guy with the right girl at the right time, right situation makes a good clap.

(even the oldest oldbie in Batam can crash himself during cheonging too)

As for myself in the thread today, i focus more on solution/s in a situation within Batam thread topic rather than talks/argue on another "human" (you probably rarely see me talking to anyone who speaks out of topic,right?). Well, unless i knew the person i talk to in person,hehehe...even that, i still try to avoid it as much.

Just sharing.

[Hurricane88]

Brief summary of my 3D2N trip.

Thursday
Went to HBF to drink kopi around 10am. Slowly walk to HFF counter and pass my $28 voucher and passport. Ferry only less than one-third full.

Charge up my Telsomsel data till Dec 2019....wah so many GB and dun bother to use hotel wifi....also din bother to get return ticket...

Quickly change money rate 10200...walk to Happy8 and book one gal 1 juta...mami very nice gives me so much discount becos I walk in and no driver...went off to makan and lim beer...

walk to convenience store bought some drinks and snacks...snacks for gals...

Gal name - Hadiah
Face - 7/10
Gfe - 8/10
Fj - 8/10
short 2 rounds and she left at 7am.

Friday
Breakfast and replenish with plenty of eggs...eat more kueh which I will never buy in sinkieland...

11am book grab only 15k go Aiko Spot Massage...chose 60 mins foot reflexology and 60 mins body...pay 224k discounted price weekdays...the foot done by boy and body done by a big gal...shiok felt relax...

went next door A2 food court lim beer with nice kway chap kiam...no eat kway chap but eat the lor tua tung and lor neng...

Dinner eat at local foodcourt beside the hotel...interresting to eat papaya in rojak only 25k...the oluak also good at 28k...

Saturday
After breakfast and rested...go HBB and book ticket to depart...also only a third full...

good get away and very fast finish...

all in spend about $350 include hotel everything...

[sabii]

finally found a young quality girl
$150 sgd overnight.

[Chinakid]

Originally Posted by sabii

finally found a young quality girl
$150 sgd overnight.

Wah chio leh.... any contacts for her?

[Hurricane88]

Originally Posted by Chinakid

Wah chio leh.... any contacts for her?

mod removed your earlier post for quoting entire post and edited your current post...so tell me if you deserved to be zap...

[Naka_Timo]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Brief summary of my 3D2N trip.

walk to convenience store bought some drinks and snacks...snacks for gals...

Gal name - Hadiah
Face - 7/10
Gfe - 8/10
Fj - 8/10
short 2 rounds and she left at 7am.

all in spend about $350 include hotel everything...

Nice share, seem that a very good one man trip.

[pandknight]

Originally Posted by nono1973

1. Is there any hotels in Batam other than Harmoni Hotel at Jodoh area that has 3 single bed? (photo posted above was from Harmoni Hotel).

If you use hotel booking apps like agoda, you can set 1 room 3 ppl to get hotels that have 3 single beds room. Hope that helps.

[timok]

Hi Bros,

I recently started exploring in Batam due to my close vicinity to harbourfront after work and am planning to explore Batam on a monthly basis. To date, i had only visited 2 times to Batam although in both trips there was no action, I still actively look out in Michat & Wechat (I use tech alot) for contacts to keep until I am back again. First of all, I would like to thank all the present & past bros who had help put this up, this thread is indeed informative.

I had a short question here is, are those ceweks on Michat reliable? I had my fair share of experience in Jakarta and mostly are not so pleasant. Recently was in Batam, I was able to get many contacts with many offer but their photos seems too good to be true so I am seeking some advice from the Senpais here.

Thanks in advance!

[nono1973]

Originally Posted by milfmilf

Thanks bro for the info. I think this is the one

You found it! Good for you...

Originally Posted by nitecrawllerr

Most ad expired 30 Nov. But still can consider. Excluding $28 and on weekdays. Still cheaper than usual walkin...

To go on weekends with the same coupon, just top up another S$10 more. So the price becomes very close to the Orange Horizon Ferry ticket selling at Batam money changers at about S$37. Price difference about S$1 plus minus. E-Ticket for Horizon Ferry cost between S$28 - S$32 (weekday) to S$32 - S$36 (weekend).

Walk-in to Horizon Counter at Singapore Harbour Front is S$48.

Originally Posted by milfmilf

along this stretch or should I say hotel along main road high chance very noisy... even into late night.

and this Parkside (near the left red arrow) is also rather near to the mosque (right arrow with golden top, arrow tip is where one of the loud speaker is) ... not sure whether can hear wake up call at 4.30am

There will always be pros and cons anywhere. And how well one can adapt to their definition of suitable environment. Its is also on how well you knew about the area of stay too. My own solution :

1. You can choose to stay in the same hotel NOT facing the speakers,hehehe..i can understand what you were trying to tell me becos when i 1st started Batam and one of my trip, i was given a room on the 3rd floor of Formosa Hotel almost directly under Alishan KTV,hehehe...imagine, my room ceiling was shaking with loud music. Yes, it's literally "shaking"...hehehe...i remembered bro Blackpage has also EVER overheard his next door room's couple making out throughout the late wee hours during one of his past stay (so loud until the sound can be recorded in his own room).

Then again, we do not face with similar issue in our future stay in the same hotel. We learned not to make same "mistake" from experience.

2. Choose another hotel in that area instead. There is Gideon, there is Batam City Hotel, BCC etc. All of which i have stayed before, that do not have loud sound that would have woke me up in early wee hours. They arent very expensive type too. Most of their rooms is almost close to sound-proof, unless you were unluckily given a room near the lift, whereby every now and then you will hear the "Ting" sound from it,hehehe...happens to me during my stay in Gideon.

My beliefs were, there will NEVER be any "all good and no bad" (or all bad and no good) in any hotels in Batam,hehehe...just the most suitable. Most hotels in Batam arent that expensive, go find yourself one that suits you most,hehehe...it would be good for your future stay if you wish to visit Batam regularly.

Originally Posted by milfmilf

cross over to this hotel at least 4 times from Grand Batam mall yet never notice ... not relax enough

I didnt know its called Park View Hotel until the banner came out (as shown my previous photos). I happen to be there, and noticed,hehehe...crossing the road in Batam cannot be too relax and need to be extra careful, or might get into some accident.

Originally Posted by maddog_mlvn

It's the old Astro Hotel, closed down renovation, maybe new owner.

Luckily i was able to capture your post before it gets removed (due to quoting of the whole post, i think).

Yes, Parkview Hotel was ex. Astro Hotel revamped to become an almost brand new hotel. It seems like a major makeover,hehehe...and the 2nd floor coffee cafe looks like its meant for smokers. Not a bad idea if i were to be there and be overlooking Grand Batam Mall. Parkview is another chain hotel. Hope they can provide up to standard service/room comparable with Zest (and be able to maintain those standard thereafter). I might just prefer this Parkview Hotel's open concept more than the Wey Wey hotel more concealed one. More like hotel that allows smoking and hotel that dont. On the floor got S$2, S$5, S$10 and S$50, Wey Wey only wants to pick up S$50 whereas this Parkview Hotel probably wish to picks all up,hehehe...

Another good about this hotel would be due to it being between BCS and Grand Batam Mall and has Astro Food Court besides it. Not forgetting A2 food court isnt far away. Hmm...if only Windsor and J8 food courts has more hotels around it within few mins walk away.

* avoid quoting my whole long post

[sabii]

First time went to Fame Spa and Lounge
Overall feel is the girls there are prettier than other spas.
The full package is also cheaper than octupuss, negotiate directly with the ML.
Best part is, the girls all stand at individual massage room door for you to choose, which means which one you like, just go in. Most of them do full package at about 700 to 800k