SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings

[DramaQueen]

Read only first few pages and love this thread! TS, thank you for starting this thread.

[AsiaWallStreet]

Cannot stopped laughing.

Originally Posted by LongReach

I have several stories, but I'll start with one first.

In my first job, my section was made up of 6 people, of which I'm the only male. One day, we were in a meeting room for a discussion. We got sidetracked and started talking about other things. The ladies were teasing me about my receding hairline. One of them (A) recommended a special shampoo for me, but said I might think twice because apparently this shampoo causes a reduction in a man's sperm count. Amidst laughter, another girl (S) teasingly asked me if I already have a low sperm count, would the shampoo reduce it to zero? Before I could say anything, another girl (C) blurted out;

"Oh, his sperm count is very high!"

The room became so silent, you could hear a pin drop.

So what is so jialat about this? Unknown to me, one of the girls (V) knows my gf, and told her about what happened in that room. Needless to say, all hell broke loose.

[toyotarush]

Originally Posted by SibueyJiaLat

Dun keep us in suspense. Tell us what happened?

Please share all jialat stories here.

I was drunk and my buddies bring me back and throw me on the sofa. Once the ladies woke up. They changed and go off smiling at me. Asked my 2 buddies. They say I was too drunk and slept when they had great foursome with mine and his fb.

Jialat thing is I always want to up his fb but no chance. To make things worse. My fb decided to call off our relationship.

[JohnThePooC]

Originally Posted by LongReach

I have several stories, but I'll start with one first.

In my first job, my section was made up of 6 people, of which I'm the only male. One day, we were in a meeting room for a discussion. We got sidetracked and started talking about other things. The ladies were teasing me about my receding hairline. One of them (A) recommended a special shampoo for me, but said I might think twice because apparently this shampoo causes a reduction in a man's sperm count. Amidst laughter, another girl (S) teasingly asked me if I already have a low sperm count, would the shampoo reduce it to zero? Before I could say anything, another girl (C) blurted out;

"Oh, his sperm count is very high!"

The room became so silent, you could hear a pin drop.

So what is so jialat about this? Unknown to me, one of the girls (V) knows my gf, and told her about what happened in that room. Needless to say, all hell broke loose.

Hahaha I thought the girl (C) tasted your sperm before

[FishingPartner7]

I went to a backpacker inn and crash last nite at two am. In the dorm there is a polish guy who left in the morning and next to me an American Girl who was busy with her lappy. In the afternoon another girl checked in and before I can do anything the pole came back. Sibey jailat! All the pen up sexual frustration! Going to hit an iban girl while waiting for the flight now from Sabah to Sarawak.

[LongReach]

This one happened during my JC days:

I was still quite inexperienced, and the few times I had sex, the girls' reactions were not quite as "enthusiastic" as those I saw on porn. One day, my new gf's parents were away in Malaysia for the day, so we had a chance to fool around at her place. Up till then, I had only managed to reach second base with her.

The moment of truth arrived, and I started slowly and gently. As I got into the rhythm and upped the pace, my gf started to make breathless sounds. I thought I had hit her spot and she was really enjoying it, but suddenly she started to thrash her arms about as if trying to reach for something. Sensing something might be wrong, I stopped and pulled out. She quickly rolled over to her bedside table and grabbed something, and put it in her mouth.

Turned out she was having an asthma attack and needed her inhaler

I kept thinking that if I hadn't stopped, I could've killed the poor girl.

We never finished the deed, and it turned out to be the only time we did it

[sadfa]

Originally Posted by LongReach

This one happened during my JC

Turned out she was having an asthma attack and needed her inhaler

I kept thinking that if I hadn't stopped, I could've killed the poor girl.

We never finished the deed, and it turned out to be the only time we did it

Imagine if she died, you'll b famous.
Not Singapore famous but world famous.
The shitty local press will publish your pics n they'll give u names like the all conquering rod.
That'll b your jap av name.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Originally Posted by toyotarush

I was drunk and my buddies bring me back and throw me on the sofa. Once the ladies woke up. They changed and go off smiling at me. Asked my 2 buddies. They say I was too drunk and slept when they had great foursome with mine and his fb.

Jialat thing is I always want to up his fb but no chance. To make things worse. My fb decided to call off our relationship.

Thank you for sharing jialat story.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Originally Posted by FishingPartner7

I went to a backpacker inn and crash last nite at two am. In the dorm there is a polish guy who left in the morning and next to me an American Girl who was busy with her lappy. In the afternoon another girl checked in and before I can do anything the pole came back. Sibey jailat! All the pen up sexual frustration! Going to hit an iban girl while waiting for the flight now from Sabah to Sarawak.

Thank you for posting your jialat story here.

[SibueyJiaLat]

So jialat ha! Thank you for sharing.

Originally Posted by LongReach

This one happened during my JC days:

I was still quite inexperienced, and the few times I had sex, the girls' reactions were not quite as "enthusiastic" as those I saw on porn. One day, my new gf's parents were away in Malaysia for the day, so we had a chance to fool around at her place. Up till then, I had only managed to reach second base with her.

The moment of truth arrived, and I started slowly and gently. As I got into the rhythm and upped the pace, my gf started to make breathless sounds. I thought I had hit her spot and she was really enjoying it, but suddenly she started to thrash her arms about as if trying to reach for something. Sensing something might be wrong, I stopped and pulled out. She quickly rolled over to her bedside table and grabbed something, and put it in her mouth.

Turned out she was having an asthma attack and needed her inhaler

I kept thinking that if I hadn't stopped, I could've killed the poor girl.

We never finished the deed, and it turned out to be the only time we did it

[FunnyHippo]

Sibeh Jia Lat...

[Jiaobin]

I once saw a female lecturer in school wearing short dress. She bent over to pick up her pen and i accidentally saw under her dress. Walan eh really must watch my eyes sia since she is no beauty and wearing dunno what kind of granny panty. If this one not jialat i dunno what is.

[yourfucker]

Jialat jialat jin jialat

[FunnyHippo]

Scientists have discovered a brand new sexually transmitted infection...
Sibeh Jia Lat liao...

Hundreds of thousands of people might not know they have Mycoplasma Genitalium - or MG. It's been around since the 1980s but a new study has finally found a link between the bacteria and having sex.

[D_Beckham84]

Playing Texas holdem.. I have A/A and push all in $1000 at pre flop.. Hot girl call my 1000. I cheekily ask if wanto side bet... If I lose I lose another 500, if I win, I get to get a blowjob from her...

She says ok.. Everyone else folded..

Flop come out A/9/9... Guess what cards she had... ?

U tell me jialat or not?