Screwing maids

[The Lord]

But few pointers....

... most will get bonked by us is not true... most will get bonked by bangla, indian and ang moh.... no offence to these races.... maids dun like us singaporeans in the first place full stop.

.... Singaporeans are not known to give maids love or affection... more like business minded fuck and run away.... thats why they hate us...

.... they are not desperate to be bonked by us... there are enough of foreigners to bonk them...

..... in fact we are desperate to bonk them

..... the bonk may be free... treat them well though....

Originally Posted by mona

Well as long as there are maids in our lion city, most of them will get bonk by us. The secret is to get to know them first...slowly ask for their ctc...slowly treat them well and show concern for them....in the end your reward will be answered. They need love and attention. We can give them our affection. Its free bonking so all bros work hard to get as many maids as u can.

[The Lord]

Did anyone ask you to screw your own maid?

Its not some filipino maids know how to use internet/speak good english.

most pinays speak good english.... and know how to use the internet as well

Originally Posted by Filza

Some filophino maid do know how to use internet and communicate using good English.

They even came to my online shop to make purchase before so i believe they can be quite lonely in Singapore and there is a need.

However, i will never screw them because i employ them to work not to have sex. Later they use this as an excuse to threaten me.

[etsys]

Originally Posted by Filza

Etsys, Where do you normally chat with them? Outside lucky plaza? ^^

Dunno what you are on, but not funny .. I am not one of those who chat up girls outside lucky plaza .. never done, and never will .. sorry ..

Sorry .. really not funny

I think most of them are pretty educated and that is why when they offer sex or seduce you, i believe there is a motive rather than been lonely and horny.

that all filipinas are seducers is a myth: even hookers, they like to be talked up to .. ask those who go AC often .. not like they are all over the guy all the time .. happens only if you are hot as bradd bitt or so .. or throw money .. even then, the thrill wears off soon ..

Imagine after you screw her and you have to face your wife and her everyday. =.= I think i will send her back very soon if that happens...

With that, I am starting to doubt what you are smoking ..

And to add to Lord's statement, maids don't much fancy singaporeans, for fling, as Singaporeans treat sex also 'by the hour' - they need a lot of TLC, and sweet talking .. those who can do it .. even at a lower level, are winners.. rest are WHINERS

[RealEstateGuy]

Originally Posted by The Lord

Did anyone ask you to screw your own maid?

Its not some filipino maids know how to use internet/speak good english.

most pinays speak good english.... and know how to use the internet as well

Brother most maids high class or not speak better english than locals with wider vocabulary.

[etsys]

Originally Posted by RealEstateGuy

Brother most maids high class or not speak better english than locals with wider vocabulary.

Punctuation would have saved the day ..

so, in your words, the maids are better in English than the natives here ???

[The Lord]

Salutations to my english language teacher

Originally Posted by etsys

Punctuation would have saved the day ..

so, in your words, the maids are better in English than the natives here ???

[The Lord]

For once..... Juz this once u said something ... That makes some sense..!!

Having said that y dun u join the rest of us n just screw maids n ols...

jettisson the expression hi class and enjoy the joie de screwing maids n pinay ols

Originally Posted by RealEstateGuy

Brother most maids high class or not speak better english than locals with wider vocabulary.

[cupid xpress]

My humble FR; (pardon my singlish and long winding)
Somehwere dated May 2011.....
I was playing tag and got a msg from a Pinoy.
Looking at her photo, hmmp, still consider not bad and decided to exchange a few pm with her. Managed to get her number and the rest of the day, we were either talking over the phone or exchanging sms. Those were a normal decent chat.
Somewhere dated June 2011.....
We talked or sms almost every night and usually our conversation were those kinky type. We talk about painting the whole body, eat pussy, BBBJ, anal jam, wet dream, HJ, etc. Anything to do with sex is our topic.
Dated 10th July 2011.....
We meet. Our deployment ground was kembangan Hotel 81, 4 hours room. I remember that day was because 2 things happened nicely to me.
In the room she was practically attacking my mouth, body, nipple till I was kinda irritated. (Because she refused to BJ me mah, ) That's why I too lan. I pushed her slightly away and said shall we go wash up first. Immediately she removed all her clothes and was machiam super hungry like that and pulled me into the toilet. Inside the toilet, (Now, I happy already) because she bend down and give me a fucking once in a life time mind blowwing BBBJ. The mouth is super moist and the double quick time tongue was so snakey, I just surrender there like a little sheep. (At that moment, I must be lying if I say I can still control my siao from shooting out) Immediately I told her if she carry on like this I'm going to flood her mouth. I compliment her fantastic skill and ask for... (I have yet to finished my sentence and she was already increasing her speed and tightening her mouth) I fucking totally surrender all my saio to her amazing mouth within the next minutes.

Sorry brother, I guess it's too boring and long winding.... anyway for the rest of the 3 hours inside the hotel, we ate our packet food and carry our battle. All in all, I've 2 super BBBJ and 1 FJ.... (I didn't try AJ, )

Morale of the story..... Can exchange contact with true cheongest bro.

Lastly before I end, 2 things happen nicly to me that day.
1 of them is all the fun I've with the pinoy maid.
Another one was a powerful stero sound coming out from the next room when I was smoking outside the room (maid don't like cigarette smell) I was enjoying the moan for a fucking good 5 min or so.... I think the guy was trying to cover the gal mouth from making so many noise because I kinda heard that hmmp hmmp hmmp sound..... WaHaHa..... You know who you are bro, 10th Jul 2011, somewhere between 2 - 3 pm..... I envy you bro....

[The Lord]

bro guess he is smoking the Lb pipe..

Yes the pinays love being talked to...

And singaporeans hardly hv this trait..

Originally Posted by etsys

Dunno what you are on, but not funny .. I am not one of those who chat up girls outside lucky plaza .. never done, and never will .. sorry ..

Sorry .. really not funny

that all filipinas are seducers is a myth: even hookers, they like to be talked up to .. ask those who go AC often .. not like they are all over the guy all the time .. happens only if you are hot as bradd bitt or so .. or throw money .. even then, the thrill wears off soon ..



With that, I am starting to doubt what you are smoking ..

And to add to Lord's statement, maids don't much fancy singaporeans, for fling, as Singaporeans treat sex also 'by the hour' - they need a lot of TLC, and sweet talking .. those who can do it .. even at a lower level, are winners.. rest are WHINERS

[moder]

Originally Posted by The Lord

bro guess he is smoking the Lb pipe..

Yes the pinays love being talked to...

And singaporeans hardly hv this trait..

Yes u re rite......

[Fastfurious]

just upz your reputation the-lord. really have loads to learn from you. perhaps you can start a thread teaching noobs like us how to up a pinoy the correct way.

cheers for u and happy bonking!

[The Lord]

Bro this thread does exactly that.....

It teaches us how to successfully bed a pinay....

All of us are learning out here....

Im learning too....

So go to page 1 and read slowly all the way....

Lots of tips, ideas n Frs

All for our very own benefit

Originally Posted by Fastfurious

just upz your reputation the-lord. really have loads to learn from you. perhaps you can start a thread teaching noobs like us how to up a pinoy the correct way.

cheers for u and happy bonking!

[Brother...Bob]

This thread is just like a bible to maids lover.... Well done.

[tacobell]

Originally Posted by Fastfurious

just upz your reputation the-lord. really have loads to learn from you. ...

hmmm..good intention..but just wondering - how come u managed to 'upz' our bro Lord with 14 points and no power

Anyways ..there are enough tips all over 'the bible'..just need to be patient and isolate the pointers strewn accross hundreds of pages

[fabann]

Originally Posted by tacobell

Anyways ..there are enough tips all over 'the bible'..just need to be patient and isolate the pointers strewn accross hundreds of pages

Well say. Patient is the key. I got to know this maid for 3 mths. just got the fruits last weekend. ready need a lot of patient....