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[ransomware]

Managed to date a girl and we went for dinner.
After dinner she wanted to go to my place.
Wow, thought hosay liao.
Went to my place she claimed wanted to 6c6c.
So after settling down with a wine in hand and started to drink.
We started frenching and my hand was all over her nice boobs.
Suddenly she said code red!!
Wow Sianz!!!

[aakumu]

Originally Posted by ransomware

Managed to date a girl and we went for dinner.
After dinner she wanted to go to my place.
Wow, thought hosay liao.
Went to my place she claimed wanted to 6c6c.
So after settling down with a wine in hand and started to drink.
We started frenching and my hand was all over her nice boobs.
Suddenly she said code red!!
Wow Sianz!!!

Hi bro,
Nice story, with all that talk about nice boobs and all that;.......I though you going to say she wore WONDER BRA....

My humble two cent.

[GinaCode]

Nice humourous thread, support.

[tarm]

Originally Posted by ransomware

Managed to date a girl and we went for dinner.
After dinner she wanted to go to my place.
Wow, thought hosay liao.
Went to my place she claimed wanted to 6c6c.
So after settling down with a wine in hand and started to drink.
We started frenching and my hand was all over her nice boobs.
Suddenly she said code red!!
Wow Sianz!!!

Lucky you...

[cunthammer]

Many years ago while on holiday, first time bonking my then petite gf. We got too excited and really started going at it.

While i was going in and out of her, missionary style, forgot that we were inching towards the edge of the bed.

And then, she fell off the edge with me still in her. I swear I had never felt such intense pain before.

Instant deflation and lost the mood while she was still horny as hell.

Not a good day.

[salmun]

Originally Posted by ransomware

Managed to date a girl and we went for dinner.
After dinner she wanted to go to my place.
Wow, thought hosay liao.
Went to my place she claimed wanted to 6c6c.
So after settling down with a wine in hand and started to drink.
We started frenching and my hand was all over her nice boobs.
Suddenly she said code red!!
Wow Sianz!!!

Lidat also can ha? Hope you didn't spent too much on dinner!

[Huddersfield]

Originally Posted by cunthammer

Many years ago while on holiday, first time bonking my then petite gf. We got too excited and really started going at it.

While i was going in and out of her, missionary style, forgot that we were inching towards the edge of the bed.

And then, she fell off the edge with me still in her. I swear I had never felt such intense pain before.

Instant deflation and lost the mood while she was still horny as hell.

Not a good day.

Great sharing bro!

[poommee]

Let me share one story

I was having fun with my friends at a bar.
One guy was so drunk and kept trying to molest me.
I play hard to get all night with him and he got frustrated.
So finally he gave me quite a large sum of money and asked me to go with him
We checked into the hotel and after starting to get hot.
He did everything except going down south.
Both of us already half naked except waist down
When he ready to go touch the down and realised I have a bigger dick than his.
He flew in a rage and demanded his money back.
I told him I ignored you and it was you who wanted me.
So he just left after he lost interest.
I am sure many of you guys hit this problem in Bkk.

[mike3329]

Haha...sounds like an unwritten rule amongst gays...the one with the bigger dick gets to screw whilst the one with the smaller dick gets his ass screwed?

[Bolding]

Originally Posted by poommee

Let me share one story

I was having fun with my friends at a bar.
One guy was so drunk and kept trying to molest me.
I play hard to get all night with him and he got frustrated.
So finally he gave me quite a large sum of money and asked me to go with him
We checked into the hotel and after starting to get hot.
He did everything except going down south.
Both of us already half naked except waist down
When he ready to go touch the down and realised I have a bigger dick than his.
He flew in a rage and demanded his money back.
I told him I ignored you and it was you who wanted me.
So he just left after he lost interest.
I am sure many of you guys hit this problem in Bkk.

Walan you farking gay

[daxiao]

Originally Posted by cunthammer

Many years ago while on holiday, first time bonking my then petite gf. We got too excited and really started going at it.

While i was going in and out of her, missionary style, forgot that we were inching towards the edge of the bed.

And then, she fell off the edge with me still in her. I swear I had never felt such intense pain before.

Instant deflation and lost the mood while she was still horny as hell.

Not a good day.

Nice sharing bro!

[delsey]

Originally Posted by salmun

Lidat also can ha? Hope you didn't spent too much on dinner!

Agree as well.

[mccuntface]

Originally Posted by poommee

Let me share one story

I was having fun with my friends at a bar.
One guy was so drunk and kept trying to molest me.
I play hard to get all night with him and he got frustrated.
So finally he gave me quite a large sum of money and asked me to go with him
We checked into the hotel and after starting to get hot.
He did everything except going down south.
Both of us already half naked except waist down
When he ready to go touch the down and realised I have a bigger dick than his.
He flew in a rage and demanded his money back.
I told him I ignored you and it was you who wanted me.
So he just left after he lost interest.
I am sure many of you guys hit this problem in Bkk.

Really great story. I actually enjoyed itvery much.

[tarm]

Originally Posted by mccuntface

Really great story. I actually enjoyed itvery much.

If you don't enjoy then something is very wrong.

[poommee]

Originally Posted by mike3329

Haha...sounds like an unwritten rule amongst gays...the one with the bigger dick gets to screw whilst the one with the smaller dick gets his ass screwed?

pom luv u deep deep.