Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[CupiCupid]

Great jokes here, thanks all!

[S.B.Y.1]

A fully Nude Lady gets into taxi. Chinese Driver looks at her top to bottom repeatedly..

The Lady asks,
"Haven't u seen a naked woman before?"

Chinese Driver: I no look you naked. I plenty frightened. I look look. Where you keep money pay me?

MORAL:

Be Chinese!
Concentrate on your Business, no matter what!

[Vibers]

Originally Posted by CupiCupid

Great jokes here, thanks all!

Yes very nice, love them too

[BarbieDoll]

Originally Posted by S.B.Y.1

A fully Nude Lady gets into taxi. Chinese Driver looks at her top to bottom repeatedly..

The Lady asks,
"Haven't u seen a naked woman before?"

Chinese Driver: I no look you naked. I plenty frightened. I look look. Where you keep money pay me?

MORAL:

Be Chinese!
Concentrate on your Business, no matter what!

Thanks for this joke.

[Thor0dinson]

Tks for sharing nice jokes.

[Ohio]

Good monring and please keep the jokes coming.

[bigbirdbird]

A family was at the dinner table. Son asked his father---' Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there??

Surprised father answered--
'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:? In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.?
In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.?
After 50, they are like onions'.?

Son--'Onions?'?'
Father---Yes, you see them and they make you cry.😭'?

This made his wife and daughter mad😡.
So d daughter said--Mom, how many kinds of 'penises' are there??

The mother smiled and answered-- 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.?In his 20's, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard? In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch🌴, flexible but reliable.?
After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'?

Daughter-A Christmas tree?
Mom-'Yes - the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration.😝😂

Merry Christmas in advance

[cloudprince]

thanks for the jokes!

[OCBCBonk]

Originally Posted by S.B.Y.1

A fully Nude Lady gets into taxi. Chinese Driver looks at her top to bottom repeatedly..

The Lady asks,
"Haven't u seen a naked woman before?"

Chinese Driver: I no look you naked. I plenty frightened. I look look. Where you keep money pay me?

MORAL:

Be Chinese!
Concentrate on your Business, no matter what!

Thanks for sharing.

[KuanYimMa]

Thx for sharing good jokes.

[Hardees]

Originally Posted by Thor0dinson

Tks for sharing nice jokes.

Support here too

[Posthere]

Good evening, please keep the jokes cumming.

[VSOP]

Originally Posted by Vibers

Yes very nice, love them too

Agree, love them also

[madpig88]

Originally Posted by S.B.Y.1

A fully Nude Lady gets into taxi. Chinese Driver looks at her top to bottom repeatedly..

The Lady asks,
"Haven't u seen a naked woman before?"

Chinese Driver: I no look you naked. I plenty frightened. I look look. Where you keep money pay me?

MORAL:

Be Chinese!
Concentrate on your Business, no matter what!

Hahaha, great joke Pak!

[Marathoning]

Originally Posted by Hardees

Support here too

Support here also