My roti canai tasted different this morning... and with curiosity, I asked the waiter if they had a new cook. 🤔🤔🤔
"No sir," the waiter replied, "he is the same cook... but since the Corona virus issue, he now washes his hands." 🤪🤪🤪
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My roti canai tasted different this morning... and with curiosity, I asked the waiter if they had a new cook. 🤔🤔🤔
"No sir," the waiter replied, "he is the same cook... but since the Corona virus issue, he now washes his hands." 🤪🤪🤪
### Dip both you hands in fresh cow dung before going out. 🐂⛰
This will make sure that...
a) you will not touch your eyes , nose , ear or mouth...
b) nobody will shake hands with you...
c) Nobody will come near you when you are out in the streets....
and finally...
d) You will wash your hands thoroughly before you eat.!!
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
My roti canai tasted different this morning... and with curiosity, I asked the waiter if they had a new cook. 🤔🤔🤔
"No sir," the waiter replied, "he is the same cook... but since the Corona virus issue, he now washes his hands." 🤪🤪🤪
My roti canai tasted different this morning... and with curiosity, I asked the waiter if they had a new cook. 🤔🤔🤔
"No sir," the waiter replied, "he is the same cook... but since the Corona virus issue, he now washes his hands." 🤪🤪🤪
I just heard that John Travolta was not feeling well on Sunday. He was worried that it was the Corona virus but the doctor confirmed it was only a *Saturday Night Fever*, so I guess he will be *Stayin' Alive!* Bee Gees said it might have been a *Tragedy*, cos somebody might get *Too Much Heaven*. So please *Don't Forget To Remember* to wash your hands. Hopefully everything will be back to normal by the *First of May* and we shall have a great *Summer Holiday* with Cliff Richard !!
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I just heard that John Travolta was not feeling well on Sunday. He was worried that it was the Corona virus but the doctor confirmed it was only a *Saturday Night Fever*, so I guess he will be *Stayin' Alive!* Bee Gees said it might have been a *Tragedy*, cos somebody might get *Too Much Heaven*. So please *Don't Forget To Remember* to wash your hands. Hopefully everything will be back to normal by the *First of May* and we shall have a great *Summer Holiday* with Cliff Richard !!
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Excellent joke!
Very nice effort for brother to post so many jokes to share in this depressed virus situation.
I just heard that John Travolta was not feeling well on Sunday. He was worried that it was the Corona virus but the doctor confirmed it was only a *Saturday Night Fever*, so I guess he will be *Stayin' Alive!* Bee Gees said it might have been a *Tragedy*, cos somebody might get *Too Much Heaven*. So please *Don't Forget To Remember* to wash your hands. Hopefully everything will be back to normal by the *First of May* and we shall have a great *Summer Holiday* with Cliff Richard !!
Are my testicles black?
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
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Very good one, next time I'll ask the same question
16-03-2020, 02:55 PM
