Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[diputs1269]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

DON'T LAUGH PLEASE!!!

In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves. In Japan, in 30 minutes, it caught 2 thieves. They took it out to
different countries for tests:
U.S.A, in 30 min, it caught 50 thieves;
UK, in 30 min, it caught 20 thieves;
Spain, in 30 min, it caught 25 thieves;
Nigeria, in 10 min, it caught 200 thieves;
Uganda, in 10 min, it caught 500 thieves;
Malaysia, in 5 minutes the machine was stolen.

I told you not to laugh...If you laughed then share this.😂😂😂😂

Yes, Malaysia BOLEH, cheers!

[Hurricane88]

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[diputs1269]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

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Good answer, cheers!

[Hurricane88]

_💃Geography Of A Woman💃_

Between *18 and 22*，a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between *23 and 30*，a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between *31 and 35*，a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between *36 and 40*，a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between *41 and 50*, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between *51 and 60*, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of her business.

Between *61 and 70*, a woman is like Canada, self preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After *70*, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


_🚶THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN🚶_

Between *1 and 99*，a man is like Malaysia, ruled by nuts.

[SBMEDSUP]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

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Very solid and cannot stop laughing.

Thanks for sharing.

[etsys]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

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Shared this on Facebook private group

Got fxxked for 3 days 😂

[coronapocalypse]

Originally Posted by etsys

Shared this on Facebook private group

Got fxxked for 3 days 😂

Can always share here.

[apmex]

Thank you so much for all the nice jokes.

Please keep posting and sharing.

[wuxing]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

_💃Geography Of A Woman💃_



_🚶THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN🚶_

Between *1 and 99*，a man is like Malaysia, ruled by nuts.

Nice joke and thanks for sharing.

[stimulus]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

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Really funny and damn nice joke.
Thanks so much.

[JiojioArmany]

So many good jokes here. TQVM.

[cheekydock]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

_💃Geography Of A Woman💃_

Between *18 and 22*，a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between *23 and 30*，a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between *31 and 35*，a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between *36 and 40*，a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between *41 and 50*, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between *51 and 60*, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of her business.

Between *61 and 70*, a woman is like Canada, self preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After *70*, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


_🚶THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN🚶_

Between *1 and 99*，a man is like Malaysia, ruled by nuts.

Nice share bro

[Zacross]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Haha so very true

[MountShinkotek]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

George Lam's classic- 你怕黑吗?

[dyelook]

laughter bumps....