Jakarta Info

[aakumu]

Hey Bros,
Will be down in JKT for a week. Is there anything around Mulia Hotel for massages?

Thx for the advice.\
Hi bro,
You could go to Kota, near your hotel My place of fortune spa.,
Hope this could help.

My humble two cents.

[aakumu]

Be vigilant if you are on a taxi that's heading towards Kota, after Maliaboro Hotel along Jalan Hayam Wuruf as last night as i was caught in a Police road check.At around 4.30 am ( local time ), After leaving Maliaboro Hotel disco/ club and seeing a friend gets in another taxi, that went towards South Jakarta. Got to send him off as he no speak Bahasa Indonesia. I went into another taxi that took me towards Kota. In less than 3 minutes, taxi was stopped by corrupted police who nicely only stopped taxis and young drivers in their cars. They never stopped motorbikers.

Police asked me for identity card ( passport ). They never check for drugs, drunken passengers, etc.

Of course, passport was in my room's deposit box. Once they saw my non Indonesian I.D. and when they knew that my passport was safely kept away. They asked for " sila minta bantuan " or asked for assistance. Big fat deal !. I paid off corrupted police in Bangkok, in Malaysia many times.

Taxi driver was afraid that i have no cash after enjoying Maliaboro Hotel disco and club. And that the police would ask for a huge amount that i was unable to pay. Gave the police " lima ratus ribu rupiah " and he readily accepted the money and gave me my I.D. back. When my taxi moved away, i saw a dozen taxis stopped on the road with police at the passengers windows.

Be humble in such police road blocks. Never fight or argue with them. Better, if you know what they wanted ( if you understand what they are saying ). And if you got no passport, please ask what they need. And pay them off in a small way.

Hi bro,
I am sorry to hear that, there will alway be such operations in the wee hours before dawn.


My humble two cents.

[aakumu]

Haha thank god, there was no police checks for me towards the south, if not I would probably have no mood to join you again. and maybe even locked up since I am zero bahasa

So after a sad night of no fuck(wouldnt say sad, first timer in JKT and already in awe at all the perfect plastic boobs flashing everywhere, but 3 girls I wanted ignored me and prolly went for bigger whales), since today very free and leaving tomorrow, will probably go on a fuck rampage, will be going to fortune first for a nice destress followed by hopefully 2 or 3 fucks(revenge fucks for those that left me cock standing?) at malio again
Hi bro,
Something they will have police spot check around HI roundabout.
You were lucky.


My humble two cents.

[aakumu]

bro, just got into jakarta just now and at my room. Looks like I have to carry my passport every where I go tonight . NOw , going for a nice massage at atlantis while waiting for your call . HEading to Classic soon to see my BAndung cewek . Hopefully , I can get her out tonite after 12 midningt . DUn knwo what the damage to the mamasan . need to check .

Hi bro,
I normally prefer to leave my passport in the safe and bring a photo copy, color ones would be better with me when I am out and about.
Have fun.

My humble two cents.

[tametiger05760]

Originally Posted by aventurier

a lot of place to go in Tangerang. Find a hotel name FM1 or FM3, I forgot then ask for the bellboy about a girl. beware of stupid religious activist there though

Thanks Pak Rainman and Aventurier

I actually stay in Pondok Indah. FM3 is rather far from Bintaro especially during peak after office hours.

Sorry I was not specific. Actually not looking for spas, but some nice place with for drinks, live music and maybe pick up some FL (or bring my own).

Thanks guys.

[klguylate30s]

Correct bro! This thread is started by conman aakumu & together with his clone gang thier main intention is to fleece innocent new cheongsters into using thier services & then slowly bleed them to death!

Originally Posted by t4tortoise

Bro Exori, the Maliboro info is in the other JKT thread. =) But thx for sharing!

[pucukpanas]

Originally Posted by Yokosi

Big fat deal !. I paid off corrupted police in Bangkok, in Malaysia many times......

Gave the police " lima ratus ribu rupiah " and he readily accepted the money and gave me my I.D. back. .

Bro Rp500,000 is quite a big amount of money. Maybe a whole months salary for this cop.....

Btw, how much do you pay Malaysian PoliceMan?

[fireice]

wow half a million rupiah is hell too much man....

usually 50,000 will suffice.. or 20,000 if u're smart...

[naemlo]

Originally Posted by pucukpanas

Bro Rp500,000 is quite a big amount of money. Maybe a whole months salary for this cop.....

Whole month definitely more than 60USD....

Originally Posted by fireice

wow half a million rupiah is hell too much man....

usually 50,000 will suffice.. or 20,000 if u're smart...

your 20k bigger than cow wheel??




I kena this shit before abt 10 yrs ago. Was in a taxi with colleague, out of sudden a motorbike chased us, the taxi driver saw it was police, he stopped the car.

The police asked for our ID or passport which we did not hand over to him. He said since no ID/passport, have to pay fine now or follow him to police station. We pointed our hotel was abt 100m in front, asked him to follow us but he refused.

After wasted much time n we were tired, my colleague gave him 10USD. Guess what the asshole said, there were 6 police men. My colleague damn TL n took out another 10USD n said we had only 20USD, u want u take, else we will call another dept police or our embassy ppl to deal with u. The police LL, took the money n gone.

After he left, the taxi driver said, the biggest mafia in Indo is these police.

[luvit]

Originally Posted by Yokosi

Be vigilant if you are on a taxi that's heading towards Kota, after Maliaboro Hotel along Jalan Hayam Wuruf as last night as i was caught in a Police road check.At around 4.30 am ( local time ), After leaving Maliaboro Hotel disco/ club and seeing a friend gets in another taxi, that went towards South Jakarta. Got to send him off as he no speak Bahasa Indonesia. I went into another taxi that took me towards Kota. In less than 3 minutes, taxi was stopped by corrupted police who nicely only stopped taxis and young drivers in their cars. They never stopped motorbikers.

Omg bro i was caught in the same shit road block as you, worse thing i was alone man... similarly they asked me for 500k but i told them i had no money and they can bring me back if they want. then they said 200k, i said no... 100k... i said no... 70k i told them 50k.. 20 mins of this bullshit and i was headed towards stadium from malio... bring your passport also bo bao wont kenna this lo..

[Yokosi]

Originally Posted by pucukpanas

Bro Rp500,000 is quite a big amount of money. Maybe a whole months salary for this cop.....

Originally Posted by fireice

wow half a million rupiah is hell too much man....

usually 50,000 will suffice.. or 20,000 if u're smart...

Originally Posted by naemlo

The police asked for our ID or passport which we did not hand over to him. He said since no ID/passport, have to pay fine now or follow him to police station. We pointed our hotel was abt 100m in front, asked him to follow us but he refused.

After he left, the taxi driver said, the biggest mafia in Indo is these police.

Originally Posted by luvit

Omg bro i was caught in the same shit road block as you, worse thing i was alone man... similarly they asked me for 500k but i told them i had no money and they can bring me back if they want. then they said 200k, i said no... 100k... i said no... 70k i told them 50k.. 20 mins of this bullshit and i was headed towards stadium from malio... bring your passport also bo bao wont kenna this lo..

Ah, sorry !.

Not IDR 500,000 !.

It was just a miserable 50,000 IDR note.

My typo mistake. paiseh, paiseh and paiseh !.

[Yokosi]

Originally Posted by Xerus

bro, just got into jakarta just now and at my room. Looks like I have to carry my passport every where I go tonight . NOw , going for a nice massage at atlantis while waiting for your call . HEading to Classic soon to see my BAndung cewek . Hopefully , I can get her out tonite after 12 midningt . DUn knwo what the damage to the mamasan . need to check .

Me and Oysterlover went firstly to Classic Club. Strip show was just so so. Finished almost one bucket of beer. Girls less, quality below average, but me did grabbed some naked (.)(.) and she harden my rod with her hands.

Then, we went to Travels. Again, worse than Classis Club. We left for Maliaboro Disco and Club whereby got pretty Indo ladies on the stage. Ohhhh, saw a huge bunch of ang mo ladies in the club and all pretty cannot make it for me. They must be from the Maliaboro Spa which was closed.

Oysterlover , sorry bro, you no speaking bahasa, eyed one Indo with MASSIVE tits !!!!. Damn !!!. Called her to come 3 times. And 3 times, she LCLY never give a fuck to us. Another 2 ladies on stage also did the same. Why, ah ?.

But maybe they no fucked us but eyed big Indo chaps with fat wallets.

[globetrotter07]

Originally Posted by BobGuccione

Firstly, as per newbird9403's recommendation, I started with a relaxing sauna and spa in the basement. They have a sexy dance show at 6 and 8pm but unfortunately the girls are only topless and don't strip totally nude, still quite erotic though and something you don't et to see in Sillypore.

Recall that the girls do take off their bikini bottoms after midnight.

[fireice]

Originally Posted by Yokosi

Ah, sorry !.

Not IDR 500,000 !.

It was just a miserable 50,000 IDR note.

My typo mistake. paiseh, paiseh and paiseh !.

hahaha.. no wonder.... i thought u so generous give so much


anyway,any idea where got underground casino in jakarta?

[OysterLover]

Originally Posted by Yokosi

Me and Oysterlover went firstly to Classic Club. Strip show was just so so. Finished almost one bucket of beer. Girls less, quality below average, but me did grabbed some naked (.)(.) and she harden my rod with her hands.

Then, we went to Travels. Again, worse than Classis Club. We left for Maliaboro Disco and Club whereby got pretty Indo ladies on the stage. Ohhhh, saw a huge bunch of ang mo ladies in the club and all pretty cannot make it for me. They must be from the Maliaboro Spa which was closed.

Oysterlover , sorry bro, you no speaking bahasa, eyed one Indo with MASSIVE tits !!!!. Damn !!!. Called her to come 3 times. And 3 times, she LCLY never give a fuck to us. Another 2 ladies on stage also did the same. Why, ah ?.

But maybe they no fucked us but eyed big Indo chaps with fat wallets.

Haha thanks for showing me the way in JKT.. first time and addicted liao, if only I could speak bahasa, will def come here more often.

So I naturally went back to malio today, and of course saw that big tits cutey and you can guess what was the response from her again, but even if can get her to fuck I dun think can shoot anymore after 1 fuck at fortune and another fuck at malio spa today hahahha.

She must be damn rich and already reached her quota, noticed most of the better dancers leave the stage and disappear totally from the club until the next round of performance. And those that lingered around stayed with those I guess rich regulars, dun even need to buy LD one, stay all the way topless one. How was classic terminal.. better right?


Wah lan .. cant sleep now, so early blast prayers through loudspeakers liao