Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[Zapbot2]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

That's true

[WinterMelonTree]

美女穿内褲猜一種零食。

果凍 （裹洞）

[SupportingSex]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

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Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember ..
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure..'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.. She stares at the plate for a moment.
'Where's my toast ?'

This is classic!! ROFL

[WinterMelonTree]

Husband and wife are settling for the night..

Husband: "Dear, I just bathed leh. Smell so nice now..Wanna do it tonight?"

Wife: "No way! Go to sleep! I'm seeing the gynae tmr. Dr Tan say cannot have sex prior to check up"

Husband went to bed disappointed. So he toss and turn for a few hours, unable to sleep a wink, until he finally cannot stand it.

Husband: "Dear, are you also seeing the dentist tomorrow?"

[SBMEDSUP]

Pls share more jokes thanks.

[Hurricane88]

[Primary]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

HAhahahahaha!! nice one. Try taking one tissue and walk away, see whether he respond

[SBMEDSUP]

Blind not really blind.
Handicap not really handicap.

[etsys]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

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Can post more pics now in one go ?

[dyelook]

laughter bumps...

[etsys]

Some more, look see only

Joke lang.

[chubbyprince]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Fine dining Singapore style

[Hurricane88]

A school is having a photo shoot and the headmaster managed to secure a fee of RM 40 per student.from a photographer.
He then tell his assistant to collect RM 60 from each student.
The headmaster's assistant delegate his job to his assistant telling him to collect RM 70 from each student.
His assistant informs all the class teachers to collect RM 80 from all students and to pass it to him.
A student went home and told his mother that there will be a photoshoot tomorrow and each student has to pay RM 100 tomorrow.
The wife goes to the husband and informs him that there will be a photo shoot in school and they want us to pay RM 150.
The husband was shocked bcos he was the photographer ! 😱

Contrary to everyone's opinion this is NOT corruption. This is Multi - Level Marketing as done in Bolehland !

[Hurricane88]

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```A Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular type of stuff.
But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share ?'
''Yes madam......My daddy told me a story about my Mom "
"OK, let's hear" said the teacher.

"My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit".
"She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife".
"She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops."
"She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

Pin drop silence in the class !!

''Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story ?"

"Stay away from Mummy when she's drunk```......!!!!"
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[Tale]

Good joke for sunday morning (: