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Latest joke ktv clusters.

[Hurricane88]

If you need excuses;

In view of the recent KTV cluster, we have come up with…

TOP 12 Suggested reason(s) to give your partner/ wife:

1. My newly joined colleague was part of the cluster, and I was tasked to provide orientation to him.
2. My hawker here got one stall assistant part of the ktv cluster, yesterday i just dine there in the afternoon.
3. My buddy’s recent girlfriend was the roommate of the KTV girl, should not have met him for kopi that day!
4. The KTV viet girl also work day job at the Nail Salon, then my direct staff went to do nails that day!
5. Colleagues and I were lunching at the restaurant that day which double up as a pub at night.
6. My friend owe me money, ask me go collect from him if it’s convenient. Then ask me drink 1 glass of beer. Suay sia
7. The Vietnamese restaurant we went to eat that day during lunch has a waitress there that was a mutual friend of one of the girls.
8. I was helping a guy at the roadside that day to change his spare tyre, and damn, he was also linked to the cluster.
9. This morning, my dad told me he was going for a swab test. My mum asked him what happened, he told my mum he went to Golden Mile to get some mango yesterday.
10. Aiya they order food panda/ grab then just nice I was their assign driver so I deliver food to them . Kns end up suey Sia, work also kenna
11. I know we miss teoheng so I go there test the Ktv set and see want buy for u anot mah so U can sing at home
12. My immediate supervisor went to the salon to colour her hair and her hairdresser was linked to the cluster.

Yeap We encourage testing! So feel free to use the reasons and go for the testing for the benefit of everyone!

Just for fun and laughs only horx

Btw, We welcome more innovative ideas..

[Hurricane88]

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

+Tourist: $8.00

+Boiled Missionary: $10.00

+Fried Explorer: $12.50

+Baked Politician $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

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[Hurricane88]

[ah rat]

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[oleholeh]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Karma for England because one of the English clubs was awarded too many penalties for the past 3 seasons

[malaysiapig]

Originally Posted by ah rat

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and the F & B in KTV mean ......

你懂的

[jojoesg]

Originally Posted by malaysiapig

and the F & B in KTV mean ......

你懂的

The F I know, what about the B?

[dyelook]

Originally Posted by jojoesg

The F I know, what about the B?

fuck & boobs...
laughter bumps...

[StupidCharsiew]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

+Tourist: $8.00

+Boiled Missionary: $10.00

+Fried Explorer: $12.50

+Baked Politician $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

*** AUTHOR UNKNOWN ***

This one not bad

[ah rat]

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[FabPat]

Originally Posted by ah rat

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34DD durians. Nice share bro!

[ah rat]

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[yacefron]

Originally Posted by ah rat

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I rabba rabba only, never fuck. How to declare?