Pearl of the Orient

[ZachBonano]

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

Wah u got ex Chinese gf hah? I on the other hand got NL and bak so ex gfs. Can exchange or not hah?

muahahaha...this one cannot exchange wann...this is good fellow

[ZachBonano]

Originally Posted by sengseng

One thing I found out is; Lao gurls can be very good home makers.
Innocent yet horny. LOL.

You the man......

[Scorpioking87]

Originally Posted by ZachBonano

muahahaha...this one cannot exchange wann...this is good fellow

Have u seen the movie A Few Good Men? I haven't honestly.. But from the title, I used to think tat it is a film abt bros who do anything for each other..u my man right bro?? Haha am jz kidding.. Sure hope ur ex not legally trained like u..otherwise I hv a lawsuit on my table..

[ZachBonano]

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

Have u seen the movie A Few Good Men? I haven't honestly.. But from the title, I used to think tat it is a film abt bros who do anything for each other..u my man right bro?? Haha am jz kidding.. Sure hope ur ex not legally trained like u..otherwise I hv a lawsuit on my table..

watched that before...good movie really. hahahahah...no worries..sadly and unfortunately, legally trained.... doubt there will be a lawsuit..not a court lady...corporate lady...

[Scorpioking87]

Originally Posted by ZachBonano

watched that before...good movie really. hahahahah...no worries..sadly and unfortunately, legally trained.... doubt there will be a lawsuit..not a court lady...corporate lady...

U lucky devil bro... I know there r many hot Ckts in Penang who r legally trained..many of my friends oredi settled down with them..but mostly high maintenance..how was ur ex?if she not yet settled, I may be got chance lor..

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

You hv tasted local Laos delicacy? Sure u din try their local version of Nasi kangkang?

Btw, john rambo's girl, the one played by Julia nickson kena shot in the end..what happened to ur Laos girl?

We still keep in touch but not physically, cos VR are very innocent ones.Only virtually thru cyberspace.

[BANDofBRO]

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

KNN! Bro, do they teach all this in helicopter flying academy??

thanks for the hint though...my revised translation cikgu is like this:

La La La La Tua Chi Bai,
Ma, hamik si Tua Chi Bai, gin na mui..
Ma khong wo pun oo Tua Ci Bai...

make sense?? sorry lah bro...saya budak baru belajar, kalau saya tolong tunjukkan..

Bro, your translate Toshiba = tua chi ba really awesome , Si Beh geng !

[Scorpioking87]

Originally Posted by BANDofBRO

Bro, your translate Toshiba = tua chi ba really awesome , Si Beh geng !

Must thank Master Seng Seng for his guidance..

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

Must thank Master Seng Seng for his guidance..

I was just reminding you were also a kid once, tats all. See how clever you are even when you were a kid..

WELL! When a delegate from a emerging Scorpio nation was in Moscow, he watched a game of Russian roulette. Someone put the barrel of a pistol up to his head and pulled the trigger. One of the six chambers had a real live bullet.

A month later, the Russian delegate was visiting the Scorpio nation. "We would like to show you our version of roulette," the ambassador said, "We call this Scorpio roulette."

"How do you play?"

The ambassador pointed to six buxom Scorpio women sitting in a circle. "Any of these six girls will give you a blow job."

"Well, where is the roulette part? Where is the jeopardy? You must have some risk involved in this game, you know." the Russian said.

"Well," said the Scorpio ambassador, "one of the girls is a cannibal."

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

Have u seen the movie A Few Good Men? I haven't honestly.. But from the title, I used to think tat it is a film abt bros who do anything for each other..u my man right bro?? Haha am jz kidding.. Sure hope ur ex not legally trained like u..otherwise I hv a lawsuit on my table..

So call brothers woh. Just kidding.


Zach decided to go fishing with his buddy, Scorp. They loaded up Zach's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible thunder storm. They pulled into a nearby kampung house and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.

"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Not to worry," Zach said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."

Nine months later, Zach got a letter from the widow's attorney. He then went up to visit his friend Scorp and said, "Scorp, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?"

"Yes, I have to admit that I did."

"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Scorp's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."

"Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"

This just for entertainment purpose only. If names are found to have similarities is by coincidence.No offence intended. KEKEKE

[Scorpioking87]

Originally Posted by sengseng

I was just reminding you were also a kid once, tats all. See how clever you are even when you were a kid..

WELL! When a delegate from a emerging Scorpio nation was in Moscow, he watched a game of Russian roulette. Someone put the barrel of a pistol up to his head and pulled the trigger. One of the six chambers had a real live bullet.

A month later, the Russian delegate was visiting the Scorpio nation. "We would like to show you our version of roulette," the ambassador said, "We call this Scorpio roulette."

"How do you play?"

The ambassador pointed to six buxom Scorpio women sitting in a circle. "Any of these six girls will give you a blow job."

"Well, where is the roulette part? Where is the jeopardy? You must have some risk involved in this game, you know." the Russian said.

"Well," said the Scorpio ambassador, "one of the girls is a cannibal."

Being the Head of State of this Scorpio nation, I hereby order that all cannibals be removed from the roulette game n be replaced with new non cannibalistic gurls from the PRC and Mongolian nations nearby.

Man, u jz made me realized how lucky I hv been so far with my gurls...

[Scorpioking87]

Originally Posted by sengseng

So call brothers woh. Just kidding.


Zach decided to go fishing with his buddy, Scorp. They loaded up Zach's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible thunder storm. They pulled into a nearby kampung house and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.

"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Not to worry," Zach said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."

Nine months later, Zach got a letter from the widow's attorney. He then went up to visit his friend Scorp and said, "Scorp, do you remember that good-
looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?"

"Yes, I have to admit that I did."

"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Scorp's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."

"Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"


This just for entertainment purpose only. If names are found to have similarities is by coincidence.No offence intended. KEKEKE

Wah bro...middle of the night u can still find time to unearth national treasure hah? Just like Nicholas Cage...

If I had been the one to bonk the attractive widow, I sure will use my own name cos being a Scorpio-n, once bitten, twice will want some more...

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

Being the Head of State of this Scorpio nation, I hereby order that all cannibals be removed from the roulette game n be replaced with new non cannibalistic gurls from the PRC and Mongolian nations nearby.

Man, u jz made me realized how lucky I hv been so far with my gurls...

Will you be so lucky all the time.

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.
The doctor took one look at this woman and all his
professionalism went out the window.
He immediately told her to undress. After she had
disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing
so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions
or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said
the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do
you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or
breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual
intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing
now?"
"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came
here in the first place." KEKEKE

[Scorpioking87]

Originally Posted by sengseng

Will you be so lucky all the time.

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.
The doctor took one look at this woman and all his
professionalism went out the window.
He immediately told her to undress. After she had
disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing
so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions
or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said
the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do
you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or
breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual
intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing
now?"
"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came
here in the first place." KEKEKE

Yeah lah bro...one cannot get lucky all the time...

btw, did the gynaecologist wear a CD??haha, where u find this hilarious pieces?

[ZachBonano]

Originally Posted by sengseng

Will you be so lucky all the time.

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.
The doctor took one look at this woman and all his
professionalism went out the window.
He immediately told her to undress. After she had
disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing
so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions
or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said
the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do
you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or
breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual
intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing
now?"
"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came
here in the first place." KEKEKE

muahahaa....today busy to post...but came about this joke in the morning...so here goes ;
Boy and Girls Funny Adult Jokes
A Boy was screwing a girl on a Railway track.. The train driver spots them and starts hooting but they ignore it..
He applies brakes so hard and the train stops just a few yards away from the couple. Driver jumps from the engine and walks to the boy who just finished and is standing up and zipping up his pants...

The driver shouts out to the boy "Do u realize that if I had not seen u, this would have been ur last fuck?!!!"
Boy -'Listen dude, u were coming... She was cuming.... and I was cuming.... then I realised ....only You had Brakes