Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[jacky43]

Originally Posted by 4StarGenitalia

What recession? If HDB price keep going up, there is no recession

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Faced the facts. 58 yrs. This is the country of many nations. PR and new citizens. Without them our properties CMI. Small spaces and nosy.

[SexTalkPro]

Good morning everybody. Enjoy your Sunday.

[dyelook]

valentine's bump...

[dyelook]

the true meaning of why
Couples Needs To Support Each Other Till Old...

[SexTalkPro]

Good morning

[Hurricane88]

[ah rat]

Originally Posted by dyelook

the true meaning of why
Couples Needs To Support Each Other Till Old...

Bro, I need support for my di di

[layabek93]

the true meaning of why

[bykirk]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Alamak, censored!

[dyelook]

Originally Posted by bykirk

Alamak, censored!

uncensored de...

[Hurricane88]

*Today is World Happy Husband Day.*
Let us keep *2 minutes silence* and read some quotes of great personalities.

*First quote*
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
– *Al Gore*

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
– *Socrates*

Wife inspires us to great things and prevent us from achieving them.
– *Mike Tyson*

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
– *Bill Clinton*

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.
– *Michael Jordan*

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
– *Barack Obama*

When you are in love,
wonders happen.
But once you get married, you wonder, what happened.
- *Steve Jobs*

And the best one is…

Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by Beautiful Deers.
- *Brad Pitt*

*World Happy Husband Day !!* 💐😀🎉😇🎊😅
*Laughter Therapy* 😂😁😜🤣

While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents,
"I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life".

Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"????

Nooo.... because women don't tell lies! 😀😜

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A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out!
Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse??

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If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.

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A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband…
“Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…

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Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?
That was common sense leaving your body.

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Son : Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Son: A husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!

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Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me, you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.
Man inside: “i am talking to my wife!”

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A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot.”

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Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!

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Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace your mistakes…..
She hugged him immediately.
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😝😂🤣😜
Share to make others smile...laughter works like medicine! ✌✌✌✌

[Hurricane88]

Taxi guy: Hello, where is your location?
Gal: That street
Taxi guy: Which street?
Gal: That street near this street
Taxi guy: Huh??? Which street? Ok… is there any other street near you?
Gal: Yes, exactly near the other street
Taxi guy: 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Hurricane88]

GOOD MORNING.
A man who knew everything about liquor and little else, was asked by his old Headmaster to be the Chief Guest at his School’s Annual Day function while considering his status.

At the function, he was asked to give an inspiring message to the students. He spoke :
“Friends... in life you will face a number of problems. You should face them like 'Napoleon', walk like 'Johnny Walker' and sing like a 'Bagpiper'. Only then, the world will give you a 'Royal Salute'. Otherwise public will call you an 'Old Monk' and stick a 'Black Label' on you “.
He sat down to a thundering ovation .

*Highly Spirited Speaker* for Sure !!
🥃🍺🍷🍸🥃

[yowkimfui]

Originally Posted by dyelook

valentine's bump...

I like this one.

[yowkimfui]

Originally Posted by dyelook

uncensored de...

I like this part 3