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[Wendella]

Just came across an example of the bonsai wire thing .

Mình dây cây cảnh không chút mỡ thừa 7đ

google-translates to

I'm not little bonsai wire 7D fat

[Wendella]

Originally Posted by TomMAffolter

no wonder wendella gets jerked around by girls..everytime he thinks its yes it means no hahah

I was just asking her if Tom's dick was as big as mine. Glad we got this straightened out.

[FireShark]

Originally Posted by jackbl

Phê == shiok. This can be found in dictionary. The others not sure.

Suong = Shiok

Phe new words to me

[Wendella]

Originally Posted by TomMAffolter

i dont know if that statement of yours should make me pity you even more or feel insulted. Sheesh penis comebacks did you learn these from your 10yr old english students...yeah and you wonder why noone takes english teachers seriously over here. Talking abt intellect if you are to think abt it rationally having a bigger penis is more of a liability when the girls you wanna fuck a petite little ladies not some fat assed american cow. The lack of intelligence is evidenced by you living in vn 10+ years and still unable to decipher the language, and please dont give the excuse you dont need to learn, as your fumbling along asking all these questions is proof of you intent.

Tom, the joke was intentionally ridiculous and immature, intended to sound like something that a 10 year old might say, yes (more teenager though, or early 20s--I dunno about you but kids where I lived didn't joke about dick size at age 10 ). It's locker-room humor. Teasing basically. Not meant to be taken seriously. And then it's your turn to make a comeback and try to jab me back in kind. Not with a serious critique, with a joke.

Honestly I think my dick is pretty average sized and I have no idea about yours.

[Wendella]

Originally Posted by FireShark

Suong = Shiok

Phe new words to me

About "suong", good to know.

About "phe" it is VERY commonly used in those website girl ads.

Also the bonsai wire thing when talking bout the girl's waist or torso I think. She either is bonsai wire or she's not bonsai wire (as above).

and then there's Tevet, which I guess means DATY(?)

[jackbl]

I'm quite confident suong is very close to the meaning of phe in this context. In Sin where our playground is, we very seldom will get in contact with website gals, so it will be great if u can disclosed the real meaning of "Mình dây cây cảnh không chút mỡ thừa 7đ".

[Wendella]

Originally Posted by jackbl

I'm quite confident suong is very close to the meaning of phe in this context. In Sin where our playground is, we very seldom will get in contact with website gals, so it will be great if u can disclosed the real meaning of "Mình dây cây cảnh không chút mỡ thừa 7đ".

OK I just met that girl in a hotel. I asked her what that means. She said it means "I'm not a little bonsai wire 7D fat." I felt sorry that I asked.

[jackbl]

Originally Posted by Wendella

OK I just met that girl in a hotel. I asked her what that means. She said it means "I'm not a little bonsai wire 7D fat." I felt sorry that I asked.

Still scratching head why that sentence is used...... Why not used Pig or something to describe as fat but instead used Bonsai ......

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[Wendella]

Originally Posted by TomMAffolter

so you actually met a girl..im awaiting your FR

It was a joke, I didn't. Yes when I do a website girl, which should be soon, I'll post the report.

[Wendella]

Originally Posted by jackbl

Still scratching head why that sentence is used...... Why not used Pig or something to describe as fat but instead used Bonsai ......

Well she is NOT a bonsai wire. I think the bonsai wires must be slim waists then.

[jackbl]

Originally Posted by Wendella

Well she is NOT a bonsai wire. I think the bonsai wires must be slim waists then.

No head no tail about bonsai wires

[Wendella]

Originally Posted by TomMAffolter

thats because the translation isnt bonsai wires, u guys need to learn more slang and stop relying in google translate

Will it damage your business if you just give the proper slang translation?

I got one. Last week I was in some local cafe where they have waitresses, not quite the D10 type but kind of a poor cousin of it. One girl there talking to me was kind of complaining about one of her co-workers, said she was gai goi and always going to a hotel with customers. My understanding of "gai goi" is that it means 'call girl', not hooker or working girl in general. I doubt that girl was up on a website. But who knows. It's possible, I guess.