Angeles City (Balibago) Tips

CheongStar2000 · #1 06-05-2008, 02:12 AM

I am still wondering how did the Diosdado Macapagal International Airport (DMIA) at Clarke, Philippines win the best airport of the year award.

Anyway the airport was not that bad on the inside. It was just a big hassle getting a taxi outside. While i am generally careful and i did mention the exact location of the hotel i wanted to stay at to the taxi driver and the airport taxi service (more of a scam service) he still managed to take away 50 more pesos from me.

The airport is pretty rudimentary.

The jeepneys is the best mode of transport in clarke as long as you are aware where you want to go and you know where to alight. Generally the standard fare is peso 7.50. Sometimes i gave 8 or 10 pesos per short trip depending on my mood. If the jeepney guy thinks that you are a foreigner he may charge you as much as a 150 peso for a short trip that is if he manages to convince some gullible souls.

You have an SM Mall in Clarke not exactly fantastic but generally gets you most of the stuff you may need during your short or long stay there.

The trikes are the worst.. i mean roughest people to deal with. Generally they wont settle for less than 50-60 peso for a short trip. Again they can charge you as much as 200 peso if they think you can be parted with your money. The trikes are actually quite handly. You can choose to pillion ride by sitting behind the driver or in the attached cabin next to the driver. The vehicle is powered by 100 cc mobikes.

Now on to the bars and the details in my next post

CheongStar2000 · #2 07-05-2008, 02:05 AM

Phew i got some minus points for opening this post. Guess i offended the Lords of Manila or some shady gangster (one who is spineless -- probably a eunuch who had been castrated) and therefore operates behind a computer screen hiding his insecurities and vulnerabilities.

Should we worry about rubbish dumps like such folks NO!!! So lets get on with the postings!!!

As Phenom in his posts has rightly pointed out, the hotels in Balibago are a dump. However if you are looking for a place with decent aircon/attached toilet and decent service you should be able to find quite a few in the close vicinity of Fields Avenue. Its best advised that you stick to Fields Avenue especially if you are a first time cheongster cause it will save you the walking to and fro and having to deal with the ugly side of the trikes.

But otherwise Clarke is heaven. Ponderosa hotel has a pretty european client base. Considering their location which is a good 15 min walk away i guess their rates are not cheap either and their hotels are crap.

One would be better advised to stay at Tiger Hotel / Perimeter Hotel (for the budget conscious) decent service/price. And if you are on a really low budget you could consider Wobbly Pension House. As the name suggests dun expect much either from the structure of the building or the insides. But again there are quite a few Ang mohs staying there! These Ang Mohs will stay anywhere wont they? All they need is a bed to bunk/toilet. Even fan cooled rooms suffice for these guys. Wonder how they manage that

Of course there are slightly expensive hotels like Wild Orchid/ Brass Knob/Heritage and the likes.

Now the interesting part. The Bars open at 2 pm and some dun close until 5 am. Some open as early as 11am.

The main area to cheong is Fields Avenue --> Upper Fields Avenue --> Perimeter Road --> Upper Periter Road (Don Juicio Avenue) --> --> Friendship Area

Bars make appearances and disappearances all the time. Most are run by Ang Mohs again. Some Ang Mohs go out of their way to make you comfortable (Remember this is an Ang Moh playground not Zuhai/Schenchen or Guanzhou) by offering you free shots (upto 80% alcohol) and free food too. Well these are not the reasons you should consider going there. There are much better reasons to consider going there though.

The Barfines are generally in the range of Peso 1200 in most bars and this includes everything. This is unlike Manila where the Barfine can range from peso 1500 to 2000 and this just means an early work release. The rest you negotiate with the person you barfined which could be anywhere from 3000 Peso at EDSA international entertainment complex to Peso 5000 and even more at Padre Burgos Street in Makati.

Ofcourse as far as Manila is concerned you can always patronise LACAfe which is open 24 hours and is full of fls for the entire 24 hours. However the FLs can be pretty choosy. They prefer Japs/Korean vis a vis Ang Moh. Ofcourse service is debatable and yes there are stunners there. But then there are stunners everywhere. You can find stunners at P Burgos street in Makati/EDSA/Malate/LA CAfe and yes in yours truly Angeles City too.

If you dice the internet enough you will find Ang Mohs who have been conned into parting with Peso 25000 in a single night at P Burgos Street.

If its true GFE that you are looking for then its Angeles City again that you must visit. The LDs here are about P100 which is much cheaper than the LDS at Manila which can range from P175 to P350 and upwards. They have a 2 tiered LD system in Manila and yes you would look like a cheap charlie if you ordered the lower tier P 175 drink. Ofcourse the preferred LD would be P350 or more.
Now

CheongStar2000 · #3 07-05-2008, 10:42 AM

Lets start at Clarke (Friendship Area) and work our way down -->>>to Upper Perimeter Road and then to --->>>Perimter Road --->>> and then to Upper Fields Avenue and finally Fields Avenue (the more expensive location at Clarke).

Right at the end that is in the Friendship area are a bunch of Bars/Pubs. There are a few decent hotels down here too. To name a few Maharajah Hotel and Clarkton Hotel.

StarGate is right at the end. It is a decent setup with LCD screens that display the song that is being played through the sound system.

General Rule every pub has a few SYTs and some CMIs. So generally a mix. And yes there are the Cherry SYTs too. So remember everypub has a mix of SYTs/CMIs and Cherry SYTs. There is nothing much you can do by BFing a cherry SYT although you are allowed to BF them. LDs at Stargate are P100 and SML is 55. BF is about 12 LDs everywhere plus or minus 200 peso

From Stargate you can either hop into a jeepney and visit Lost in Asia. Or if you want to burn your calories you can take a 6 minute walk down to Lost in ASia. There are a clutch of pubs here. I cant remember all the names but to name a few they include:
Lost in ASia
Roadies
Tartz
Club 69

Now all of the above are in the Friendship area. Not much competition from customers (as in less customers) considering the distance from Fields Avenue. So unless you have an attitute generally expect good service.

Fields Area will have many more customers so there could be an attitude problem. But then again this is nothing compared to the attitude displayed in Manila where Money talks and everything else walks!!!

I will discuss Roadies and Lost in ASia in my next post. Sorry i am pressed for time so really unable to post everything one shot.

CheongStar2000 · #4 08-05-2008, 01:50 AM

For those who are not familiar with Clarke

Tiger Airways runs flights to Clarke i think its daily.

For those who prefer to use the Ninoy Aquino International Airport in Manila and are on a budget or would prefer a taste of Manila too then Cebu Pacific/Jet Star is a good idea.

OFcourse for those who are familiar/not on a budget there are a myriad of airlines to take you to Manila.

From Manila to Clarke its pretty easy. Again for those of you who do not want to take the trouble of finding their way around the Swagman Hotel in Malate runs daily 3 shuttle services from Manila to Angeles and return trips too. They call it Fly the Bus. I think its a crap service. You pay P500 and its not fantastic. But well they pick you up from Swagman Hotel and drop you at your hotel doorstep in Angeles. What more can the uninitiated ask for? For those with more dollars you can always book a taxi for about P2300 approx to bring you all the way to Angeles from Manila.

There are generally traffic jams as you enter/exit Manila. However if you are travelling on a Sunday then that should not be a problem at all. The journey is pretty smooth comfortable and takes less than 2 hours for about 80 kms.

Food however can be a pretty big issue in Angeles. You will get sick of Western food after awhile. However SM Mall, Clarke has a restaurant Flavours of China where a lunch for 2 should cost you about P500 or less.

If you get tired of flavours of china you can consider visiting the "Shanghai Palace". In my humble opinion its more authentic. However both restaurants fare pretty well.

There is Chow King which i think is expensive and tastes crap. You are better off eating the Shawarmas by the road side for P60

Now back to the Bars and the stories there upon:

If you are done with Stargate, you can walk down to Lost in Asia.

The seating in Lost in ASia is not very comfortable. In the sense you wont find sofas. Its more like you will find bar chairs which are high and may be uncomfortable if you want to sit for long. They have a pool table where you can play to your hearts content. Better still you can get one of the SYTS to play with you.

Next to Stargate is Roadies. While it looks formidable on the outside and the SYTs/CMIs may look intimidating at first, they are quite friendly once you break the ice. And for the perverts an LD (P100) buys you the rights to grope/feel/smooch/kiss/lapdance the works. Well if the LD is over you can always order another LD. P100 is not a lot is it?

Alongside Roadies is Tartz. Now most of these joints are owned by Ang Mohs who may not be friendly initially but will warm up to you pretty soon. I do not wish to discuss which Bar had the best SYTs and which had the max CMIs since generally the bars are in abundance. They are next to each other. You can open the door look inside and if you are not comfortable leave the place and go next door. There is no MAfia out here that will force you to buy an LD or whatever.

Generally i have noticed no one bugs you much in Clarke. Not even for an LD. you are left pretty much to yourself and if you fancy an SYT then you can choose to ask the SYT to come over and you can order an LD for the SYT. There are always the rare instances where the SYT rejects you. But what can you do about that? ITs a free world.

More updates soon.

CheongStar2000 · #5 08-05-2008, 09:42 AM

If u r looking for quite close to GFE then Clarke is the place.

Some Ang Mohs have a few suggestion. I generally dun like Ang Mohs i think they are pretty much cheap skates!

The Ang Mohs say if you like an SYT, then before you can buy an LD you can pop a few Qs such as:
1) Are you a cherry SYT?
2) Is it that time of the month?
3) Are u a single mum? Many of the GROs tend to be single mums though not all. Some of the SYTS also tend to be single mums. Some as young as 18 unbelievable man. Some men do not prefer single mums so incase you want to save on the LDs please ask the above 3 questions and if any of the answers are not to your choice please say you will not buy a drink. Its ok and perfectly acceptable.

For me i treat it as whats P100 after all (At Duxton the LDS can range from $20-50)?

There is the ubiquitous Peanut man who sells a very small portion of peanuts for P20 and nothing less. However he can give you 3 portions for P50.

So if you are done with Tartz and Roadies.... you can take the jeepney all the way to Upper Don Jucio Avenue where you will find Honey Pot.

Honey Pot is a pretty interesting place. The manager is Damian. ONce he is drunk he will go out of his way to make you feel comfortable. There are a lot of old men who visit this joint. And Damian does pretty interesting things to keep these old men coming back

ProfessorOokami · #6 08-05-2008, 06:31 PM

Bro Cheongstar2000,

You are dammed good in describing AC, more like, if not better than what have been written in some guidebooks

It really reminds me a lot on those nitty-gritty things that go around in AC [those peanut vendors

]

Well, these days those Pinoy girls seem to short-change Asians by running away at midnight [liken to Cinderella's episodes]

Upped you for your excellent effort and your very good command of English [very rare these days]

Ah_Hia · #7 08-05-2008, 08:47 PM

Generally u are right on the mark.
But I just wanna update u on certain aspects of ur guide.

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It was just a big hassle getting a taxi outside.

Never a problem. There a few taxi counters right after customs check.
Avis, Triangle, Samson are the 3 I can remember right now.
A taxi ride to Fields Ave or Perimeter should cost u 200p. Always agree on the price at the counter and once again after u board the taxi. But be prepared to be asked for a tip by ur driver. Decline politely and never raise ur voice as it is deemed highly disrespectful to Filipinos.

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Ponderosa hotel has a pretty european client base. Considering their location which is a good 15 min walk away i guess their rates are not cheap either and their hotels are crap.

Ponderosa rates start from 870p a night for the standard room and they have a free hourly jeepney service to Fields Ave and return. Rooms are sparce and just adequate for the nights stay.

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Of course there are slightly expensive hotels like Wild Orchid/ Brass Knob/Heritage and the likes.

I agree with Wild Orchid but Brass Knob is not really that expensive as the room rates start from 1000p onwards.

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Now the interesting part. The Bars open at 2 pm and some dun close until 5 am. Some open as early as 11am.

Some are 24hours !!! Woo hoo !!!

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The Barfines are generally in the range of Peso 1200 in most bars and this includes everything.

Bf starts from 1000p onwards up to 1350p for LT.
Special dancers or Spotlight Dancers(Dollhouse) start from 3000p onwards.

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Honey Pot is a pretty interesting place. The manager is Damian. ONce he is drunk he will go out of his way to make you feel comfortable. There are a lot of old men who visit this joint. And Damian does pretty interesting things to keep these old men coming back

I think u got the names mixed up.
On the last count, Damian was still the manager at Honeykos.
Nice and friendly chap.

A point to take note.
Newbies have to play smart and understand the mentality of Filipinos.
It's a whole new ball game compared to LOS scene.
More drama and bola bola(localized for bullshitting).

Enjoy urself.

CheongStar2000 · #8 09-05-2008, 02:30 AM

Thank you Thank you and Thank you both to Brother ProfessorOokami and Brother Ah_Hia. I was beginning to wonder if my posts were really not worth getting a single reply. Finally 2 brothers have vindicated me. A big thank you once again.

I agree with Brother Professor Ookami that the girls are smart enough in short changing you and that is why you need to discuss everything upfront with the girls before barfining them.

You surely need to ask them questions such as:
1) If its that time of the month? Some are smart enough to wear pads and spray red ink. Trust me i am not joking. This is true.
2) If they are sick
3) If they are prepared to stay with you till morning or whatever time you please. I am honest. If the SYT gives you attitude then please find another. If the SYT indicates interest in being BFd (The SYT could still con you) ... So just to make sure call the manager/Mamasan. They are very friendly people. They really are. All they care is about their bar getting business. You can get your SYT to agree to your conditions in their presence and then generally nothing will go wrong.
4) Despite this some SYTS come up with stories that their bro is ill or father is ill and yes one more " We have our hygiene test today" story. But the hygiene test can wait. Its close by and its not that they should be leaving you at 6am in the morning.

As a general rule the SYTS from the smaller bars are more obliging and more accomodating.

Brother ProfessorOokami please feel free to correct me on any of these points. Thank you for upping my points. really appreciate that.

Now i was with my friend and walking along the streets and as you guys know there are innumerable touts on these roads. So one tout or hawker whatever the name is approached my friend and offered to sell him Viagra. Quoted him P3000. I somehow thought that the price was ridiculous and asked my friend not to purchase the same. It was not that my friend neeeded it. He is a strong man in his own right. But we were just being curious. When we said No the guy offered us Cialis for P2500.

I asked my friend to reject the offer. But the guy requested my friend to buy and came up with various Permutations and combinations and asked my friend to buy both boxes for P2000.

Smelling a rat i asked my friend not to buy again. But the ever smart street seller convinced my friend to buy 1 box of Viagra for P800

Just then another guy approached my friend and said he can sell 2 boxes for P500. My friend bought the 2 boxes as well

And you wont believe it when another guy approached him and said he can sell 3 boxes for P 500. Now were these real or fakes? I really dunno. But the guys are really good at pestering you to buy.

CheongStar2000 · #9 09-05-2008, 10:33 AM

Once again i would like to Thank you both Brother ProfessorOokami and Brother Ah_Hia for initiating discussion on the thread.

Brother Ah Hia I would like to discuss some of the points you clarified:

Yea you are right. There is an Airport Taxi service. I clearly mentioned to the guy where i wanted to go to. He wrote P200 on the receipt. Half way through the journey he stopped the cab and told us the Hotel was some distance away and the fare would be P250. Now P50 is no big deal. But it really irritated me the way it was done. So we had no choice but to pay the extra P50. When we reached the destination he asked us for a TIP. Finally he even asked for a souvenir. He said you can give me Singapore $ notes as souvenir. Oh man Oh.... What an experience. The next time i need to get everything sorted out with the driver and the taxi counter before i leave i guess.

Yes i totally agree with you that Ponderosa rates start from P870. Its considered to be a decent price. But the toilet is really a mess! IS nt it? But i noticed lots of Ang Mohs there and some were on long stays. They have an hourly jeepney service that pretty much drops you anywhere in Fields/Upper Fields/perimter/Friendship(Clark). The jeepney driver is a pretty friendly chap.

Oops i am really sorry. I thought Brass Knob was expensive. I did not know that it was P1000 upwards

Regarding the bars yes i agree with you that some are open 24 hours. Woo Hoo... So you can pretty much pick up an SYT any time of the day

I also agree that Special dancers or Spotlight Dancers(Dollhouse/Carousel/Club Atlantis etc) start from 3000p onwards

Now going back to HoneyKos, Damian tried to make us very comfortable. As soon as he noticed us he asked us if we were from Singapore. We said yes. He then said "You guys want pussies? I have a shit load of pussies for you!"

"YOu want to take a look at the pussies? I can line them up for you to choose"

"Just then a cute SYT walked passed us. He called the SYT over, pulled down her top and said. Check out her breasts! Firm aint them?"

He ordered us free drinks and the show moved on.

There are a few words worth familiarising:

Bola Bola = Bull shit or sweet talker

MAhal Kita = I love you

Ingat ka = take care

Magandan Gambi = Good night

I agree that Bro PHENOM has done a PHENOMENAL JOB in his tips and FRs on Balibago. Thats why i do not wish to go into the details of the FRs (Kama Sutra)

I believe Bro Phenom has done a fantastic job there and deserves every credit.

My purpose or objective is to get an update/tips/share experiences/rates of BFs cause Bro Phenom has not given an update on his thread.

Maybe this thread will die someday. But as long as someone wants to keep it alive they can.

Further down from Honey Kos you can find a clutch of Bars together. They are
Nasty Duck
Foxies
Illussions

Further updates on the above bars soon. Ofcourse i cant remember every single bar but i will try to make the most of what i can remember

And one last thing... The POST ANGELES DEPRESSION.....!!! Jesus Christ... This is really true in every sense of that word. YEs i am planning a return trip to satiate that depression. Guess otherwise i must take the anti depressants for real. HA HA

Cheers guys!!!

CheongStar2000 · #10 09-05-2008, 10:53 AM

My apologies if this post appears twice. I posted it just now and there were log in issues. So i have no clue if it will appear or not. I checked a few times and it still does not seem to be appearing. So i am reposting it.

Once again i would like to Thank you both Brother ProfessorOokami and Brother Ah_Hia for initiating discussion on the thread.

Brother Ah Hia I would like to discuss some of the points you clarified:

Yea you are right. There is an Airport Taxi service. I clearly mentioned to the guy where i wanted to go to. He wrote P200 on the receipt. Half way through the journey he stopped the cab and told us the Hotel was some distance away and the fare would be P250. Now P50 is no big deal. But it really irritated me the way it was done. So we had no choice but to pay the extra P50. When we reached the destination he asked us for a TIP. Finally he even asked for a souvenir. He said you can give me Singapore $ notes as souvenir. Oh man Oh.... What an experience. The next time i need to get everything sorted out with the driver and the taxi counter before i leave i guess.

Yes i totally agree with you that Ponderosa rates start from P870. Its considered to be a decent price. But the toilet is really a mess! IS nt it? But i noticed lots of Ang Mohs there and some were on long stays. They have an hourly jeepney service that pretty much drops you anywhere in Fields/Upper Fields/perimter/Friendship(Clark). The jeepney driver is a pretty friendly chap.

Oops i am really sorry. I thought Brass Knob was expensive. I did not know that it was P1000 upwards

Regarding the bars yes i agree with you that some are open 24 hours. Woo Hoo... So you can pretty much pick up an SYT any time of the day

I also agree that Special dancers or Spotlight Dancers(Dollhouse/Carousel/Club Atlantis etc) start from 3000p onwards

Now going back to HoneyKos, Damian tried to make us very comfortable. As soon as he noticed us he asked us if we were from Singapore. We said yes. He then said "You guys want pussies? I have a shit load of pussies for you!"

"YOu want to take a look at the pussies? I can line them up for you to choose"

"Just then a cute SYT walked passed us. He called the SYT over, pulled down her top and said. Check out her breasts! Firm aint them?"

He ordered us free drinks and the show moved on.

There are a few words worth familiarising:

Bola Bola = Bull shit or sweet talker

MAhal Kita = I love you

Ingat ka = take care

Magandan Gambi = Good night

I agree that Bro PHENOM has done a PHENOMENAL JOB in his tips and FRs on Balibago. Thats why i do not wish to go into the details of the FRs (Kama Sutra)

I believe Bro Phenom has done a fantastic job there and deserves every credit.

My purpose or objective is to get an update/tips/share experiences/rates of BFs cause Bro Phenom has not given an update on his thread.

Maybe this thread will die someday. But as long as someone wants to keep it alive they can.

Further down from Honey Kos you can find a clutch of Bars together. They are
Nasty Duck
Foxies
Illussions

Further updates on the above bars soon. Ofcourse i cant remember every single bar but i will try to make the most of what i can remember

And one last thing... The POST ANGELES DEPRESSION.....!!! Jesus Christ... This is really true in every sense of that word. YEs i am planning a return trip to satiate that depression. Guess otherwise i must take the anti depressants for real. HA HA

Cheers guys!!!

Ah_Hia · #11 09-05-2008, 08:10 PM

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Thank you Thank you and Thank you both to Brother ProfessorOokami and Brother Ah_Hia. I was beginning to wonder if my posts were really not worth getting a single reply. Finally 2 brothers have vindicated me. A big thank you once again.

No need to thank us. If fact bros here should thank you for the detailed tips and Dos and Donts.

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You surely need to ask them questions such as:

U can interview them till the cows come home and even then some might still run right after the first screw. Trust me. Been there done that.
U just gotta accept it and move along rather than sulk and keep up a fuss.
Look on the bright side, u can grab another pussy ! Hehehe.

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As a general rule the SYTS from the smaller bars are more obliging and more accomodating.

Not really. U'll still get misses from the smaller bars and hits from the bigger ones. The most important factor to consider is the "Clickability" issue. If u iron that out, then u are going to have a great time !

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And you wont believe it when another guy approached him and said he can sell 3 boxes for P 500. Now were these real or fakes? I really dunno. But the guys are really good at pestering you to buy.

I believe u alright. But dun buy it.
Very high quality fakes boxes hides dunno what inside.
I was even offered up to 5 boxes for 500p.
Once the guy even offered it free and if it works then i pay him.

A note to remember about street vendors and street urchins like beggars etc.
Never ever talk to them. Esp like "Next time" or "Later".
They will remember u for life and will pester u for the rest of ur stay and future stays.
Just wave them off and keep walking while keeping mum.

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I clearly mentioned to the guy where i wanted to go to. He wrote P200 on the receipt. Half way through the journey he stopped the cab and told us the Hotel was some distance away and the fare would be P250.

U should just have asked him to turn around and bring u back to the airport cuz the promised rate was 200p. Never give in to them even though it is only 50p.

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When we reached the destination he asked us for a TIP.

Tell him "Tips are given not requested" with a big

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But the toilet is really a mess! IS nt it?

I've seen worse....

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I thought Brass Knob was expensive. I did not know that it was P1000 upwards

No worries. Now u do.

Hopefully with this thread u can regain ur points.
Cheers !

CheongStar2000 · #12 10-05-2008, 02:47 AM

Brothers Ah_Hia and ProfessorOokami thanks very much for having upped my points.

Bro Ah_Hia you are right. I guessed i messed up the names of the places. It should be HoneyKos and not HoneyPot. Sorry dude... too much cheonging... i guess i could only think of the HoneyPot... Ah...ha...

I had recently been to Clarke with a friend of mine and i pointed out the corrections made by Bro Ah_Hia to my friend. My friend remarked that Bro Ah_Hia must be a regular at Clarke cause you seem to know the place in such great details.

I am planning another trip soon. So there will be more reports wheeling in.

In the meanwhile lets continue with our discussions..

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U can interview them till the cows come home and even then some might still run right after the first screw. Trust me. Been there done that.
U just gotta accept it and move along rather than sulk and keep up a fuss.
Look on the bright side, u can grab another pussy ! Hehehe.

I guess you are right again. Cause there was this occassion when i BFd 2 SYTS from Gentlemans Club. I BFd them around 7pm but asked them to hang around at the pub. I said that id be back at 11pm to pick them up. At 11pm i picked them up, went to a 7-11 nearby bought quite a few alcoholic drinks went back to my room. Up in the room we had drinks and spoke till about 2 am. At tht time one of them requested that she go to the 7-11 to buy herself a pack of cigarrettes. And i said ok since it was close by. I waited and waited and do you know when she returned? She got back at 330am in the morning. I was fuming mad. However i did not want to ruin the night. So i spoke to her asked her what happened and geez she had a sob story to tell that ran till 445am in the morning and which point i had no choice but to sleep. I was so darn frickin sleepy. She asked "do you want me to change? into my bday suit" I said well yes why not? And then she remarked well its that time of the month you see... I was irritated again. And asked her to leave at that time itself. And do you know? She was darn frickin happy to be let off????

Again i agree that Clickability is important. If you think the girl has attitude or says that she cant do this or that then you may want to give her a miss. But if the girl clicks with you then i can assure you that you will genuinely have a heaven of a time.

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U should just have asked him to turn around and bring u back to the airport cuz the promised rate was 200p. Never give in to them even though it is only 50p.

Hmmm i did not realise that i could have asked the cab guy to drop me back at the airport. This time around i am gonna be wiser for that.

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When we reached the destination he asked us for a TIP.

Tell him "Tips are given not requested" with a big

Another interesting thing i wanted to share was my experience with giving the SYT the entire BF as a tip with an additional small tip rather than BF her.

To my strange luck, i found that this worked only with 2 SYTS. The rest insisted tht i BF them. I dunno why they wanted it that way. IF i had given them the entire BF as a tip plus an additional small tip would they not have been the better for it? Well they did not want it that way?

I also noticed that you cant BF an SYT if her shift is over. I experienced this at Crazy Horse where the mamasan insisted tht i could not BF the cherry SYT that i was keen on. However i managed to establish contact with the cherry SYT and then made a private arrangement which she was happy with.

I was supposed to report on the Nasty Duck. Certain parts of this bar tend to be extremely smoky, so if you are sitting for long hours then this is not a good place for you. I visited the place a few times and noticed they had quite a few decent SYTS down there. But then again they also had a handful of CMIS there too

My next review will be on Foxies....

Ah_Hia · #13 10-05-2008, 04:39 PM

Hey bro, u deserve the points for ur selfless effort.

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My friend remarked that Bro Ah_Hia must be a regular at Clarke cause you seem to know the place in such great details.

Only 12 trips in 2 years but i still have lots more to learn and enjoy in AC.

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But if the girl clicks with you then i can assure you that you will genuinely have a heaven of a time.

Sometimes u get very active girls in the bar and once u bring them back to the sack, they get very shy and u lose all steam.
I've not come across any "Sure Win" formula that gets u the right girl for the night's fun. U hit some and u miss some. Dun lose sleep over it bro.

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Hmmm i did not realise that i could have asked the cab guy to drop me back at the airport. This time around i am gonna be wiser for that.

Not that i've done before, but this is a technique to "hung" him only. I'm sure he'll give in eventually not wanting to waste petrol and losing a customer.

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Another interesting thing i wanted to share was my experience with giving the SYT the entire BF as a tip with an additional small tip rather than BF her.

To my strange luck, i found that this worked only with 2 SYTS. The rest insisted tht i BF them. I dunno why they wanted it that way. IF i had given them the entire BF as a tip plus an additional small tip would they not have been the better for it? Well they did not want it that way?

This is known as "sneak out".
The bars dun like this cuz they lose profits and thus threaten girls with explusion from work or fine.
Some girls take the risk while others dun.
Did u know the girls have a "BF Quota" and can risk losing their jobs if they dun get enough bfs in a month ? Well some bars have this kinda rules.

Can't wait for ur next installment of reports on AC.
Keep up the good work bro.

CheongStar2000 · #14 11-05-2008, 02:29 PM

Bro Ah_Hia thanks again for encouraging me to write a little bit more.

Seriously my friend and I (we usually travel together) believe that you are well seasoned with info about AC. I mean the way you corrected me was like a teacher marking an answer paper. My friend and i read through each and every of your corrections and we remarked " This is the man... Ah_Hia is the man. Thats the right way to go about things. You always give corrections/tips/feedback to improve the quality of the discussion. And the way you went about things you seem much more detailed than my friend and I are". So Bro Ah_Hia please accept my congratulations once again.

12 trips in 2 years. JEsus Christ... Thats a dozen trips. Were they solely dedicated to leisure and pleasure or work? Gosh we envy you man... Really do!!!

Its only gonna be my 3rd trip(soon) to AC though i have been to other parts of Pinoy land.

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Sometimes u get very active girls in the bar and once u bring them back to the sack, they get very shy and u lose all steam.
I've not come across any "Sure Win" formula that gets u the right girl for the night's fun. U hit some and u miss some. Dun lose sleep over it bro.

Yes you are right. There is no such thing as a "Sure win" formula. You hit some and you miss some. Sometimes i wonder why would they wanna be shy in the sack only with 1 guy around when they can dance/get groped and touched all over for just a single LD in the bar. And this is almost religiously done by every man who buys an LD (save the holy souls).

Yes regarding the quota they have i got some news on that. Dunno which part of it or how much is accurate:

I heard the quota is as follows:
3 BFs a week
7 LDs a week

I heard the SYTs get about P160-180 a night/shift

The waitresses/GROs earn about P120-130 a night.

I cant believe this. How can they survive with $4 a day? Do they live in slums. Even roadside shawarma is P60 and the peanut man sells it at P20 a small serving (unless they got a special price). How do they survive?

Some of the rules at HoneyKos include:

1) Damian may give the SYT P100 and ask her to walk around the bar braless
2) several times Damian has done this on stage when he has asked all the dancers to be braless
3) The aircon is turned really cold at HoneyKos. One of the customers called Damian and asked him if he can turn the aircon down. Damian asked him if he was feeling cold. The old fart felt shy and said that he was not feeling cold. However he was worrying about the SYTs who may be shivering. Damian said I only care how you feel. I could not care anymore or anyless how they felt
4) If you sit behind a certain wall to hide from customers i think the fine is something like P200 or P500. Again cant remember the exact amount.

I am supposed to now report on Foxies. Foxies is next to NAsty Duck.

Its a decent bar. Mirrors all around. So you do not know what angle the SYTs may be looking at you from.

As you enter the man at the door presses the bell. This is the signal for the dancers on the floor to start dancing and hopefully impress the customers so that they may buy them LDs.

CheongStar2000 · #15 12-05-2008, 10:04 AM

Sorry Guys i had to abruptly cut short my report on Foxies as it was inconvenient for me to write.

Anyway let me continue now.

AS i said earlier, As you enter the man at the door presses the bell. This is the signal for the dancers on the floor to start dancing and hopefully impress the customers so that they may buy them LDs.

Once the customers have settled in, the dancers who are not chosen stop their dancing. I thought that was pretty irritating.

However the SYTS are quite daring. I hv seen several Ang Moh customers walk in pick 1 or 2 of them. ASk them to come over; buy them LDs and everything goes. The Ang Mohs hands go in almost everywhere. I have seen them sucking the girls breasts/nipples openly.The lighting in Foxies is pretty bright. So whats being done is clearly visible.

I think at Foxies they also sell the SYTs
- bra
- panty
- swimsuit
-T shirts

All at a hefty price. I am pretty sure there are lots of men who will buy all this stuff.

If i am not wrong next to Foxies is Illussions

When I walked in most of the pretty SYTs were taken by the loads of Ang Mohs present. And the CMI SYTs or the Sexy MILFs were giving me the looks which i despised.

Anyway i waited long here to see if the Sexy SYTs would make a return. But sadly they did not. My experience here was that the SYTS still prefer an Ang Moh.

Infact at some of the clubs/pubs if you ask the SYT to come down for an LD; she can even reject you. This happens usually during peak hours when the SYT wants to be choosy with who she is seen with/goes out with. The Mamasan is unable to force any of the SYTs to sit with the customer except at HoneyKos. So HoneyKos is still not bad.

After Illussions there is MAtrix. I walked into the entrance twice and walked out on both occassions cause i just cant seem to like the place.

So if you dun like Matrix be prepared to get a jeepney or a trike or a long walk down to Emotions and Touch of Class Night Club.

I think as you walk along from Illussions you will see a Petrol station; Heritage hotel and finally Perimter Hotel. Perimter Hotel is situated above Emotions and Touch of Class.

I had a few vouchers for free drinks both at Emotions and Touch of Class. So i decided to use them and go in. Emotions and Touch of Class are not very attractive on the outside.

But on the inside its nicer. Not fantastic but nicer. Opens as early as 1030 am and the staff are pretty friendly.