Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[oxeso]

[oxeso]

[Cagnascenti]

Originally Posted by oxeso

Hahaa nice share bro

[oxeso]

Originally Posted by Cagnascenti

Hahaa nice share bro

My pleasure, bro.. Enjoy!

[Duratop]

Joke of the Week!

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the left costs $500 dollars."

"Why does the parrot cost so much?" asks the man. The owner says "Well the parrot knows how to use a computer."

The man then asks about the next parrot and learns that it costs $1,000 dollars because it can do everything the first parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system.

Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot, only to be told that it costs $2,000 dollars. Needless to say, this begs the question, "What can it do?"

To which the owner replies, "To be honest, I have never seen it do anything, but the other two call him boss!"

[Capital958FM]

Thanks for nice jokes.

[ngop]

Hope can read more nice jokes.

[movesideway]

Originally Posted by Duratop

Joke of the Week!

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the left costs $500 dollars."

"Why does the parrot cost so much?" asks the man. The owner says "Well the parrot knows how to use a computer."

The man then asks about the next parrot and learns that it costs $1,000 dollars because it can do everything the first parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system.

Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot, only to be told that it costs $2,000 dollars. Needless to say, this begs the question, "What can it do?"

To which the owner replies, "To be honest, I have never seen it do anything, but the other two call him boss!"

So very true, boss always CBL

[Duratop]

Little Johnny

This week in Little Johnny’s English class, they were learning about punctuation.

When they got to periods, Johnny asked, “Why are periods so important?”

The teacher informed him and asked why he wanted to know.

He said, “When my sister told us that she missed a period, my father began yelling, and my mom passed out.”

[KevinMacDonald]

Originally Posted by Duratop

Little Johnny

This week in Little Johnny’s English class, they were learning about punctuation.

When they got to periods, Johnny asked, “Why are periods so important?”

The teacher informed him and asked why he wanted to know.

He said, “When my sister told us that she missed a period, my father began yelling, and my mom passed out.”

Classic Little Johnny jokes!

[oxeso]

Originally Posted by movesideway

boss always CBL

Chobolan, cheebyelang?

[Orange22]

Originally Posted by oxeso

Chobolan, cheebyelang?

Usually both

[oxeso]

Originally Posted by Orange22

Usually both

More ups for wuji post!

[kimgek]

Originally Posted by Duratop

Little Johnny

This week in Little Johnny’s English class, they were learning about punctuation.

When they got to periods, Johnny asked, “Why are periods so important?”

The teacher informed him and asked why he wanted to know.

He said, “When my sister told us that she missed a period, my father began yelling, and my mom passed out.”

Thanks for nice joke.

[lieusha]

Thanks to all who wrote jokes.