Trials and tribulations of an 'Ah Lau' in Batam...

(or maybe shd have titled this thread “the flip side of bonking in batam”)

- you will know what I mean when and if u bothered to read on…


I first started going batam probably some ten years ago. Like many newbie eager-beaver, I already started fantasizing abt finding great women and cheap fucks in batam before I stepped foot on this island of sin. I started by first sampling the ceweks in the usual fish tank joints. First impressions are that most cannot make it leh, in terms of looks (esp. so since this ah lau’s have such high standards). All look like kampong chicken, crude and unsophisticated types. Mind you, at the time this lau still in his early thirties, reasonably good looking and still in shape (not like now la, fat and sloppy). Having heard many chionging stories abound about batam being a great place for sex, I then started my eager hunt for a SYT.

Many countless attempts later, this cheongster left feeling dissatisfied and disappointed. Not so pretty ones, slightly pretty ones, I had them all. The results:- lousy sex, mechanical love making- some worse than others, bad breath and body odour, many times cannot do bbbj, hardly any gf feeling, kena all kinds of stories (cewek banyak cerita u now!) abt their lives and problems etc etc. Many a times even paid without bonking, so sien and don’t get what I want. My problem also stems from the fact that I am a hopeless romantic and sentimental, always looking for one to give good service and feeling but looking for this in the unlikeliest of places….batam. Undeterred, I push on….

I thought maybe fish tank ceweks too cheap la, that’s why no standard, so over the years I tried various modes of cewek hunting, from sampling those in more upmarket places like the old Club Bovo (more ex ceweks) and Titanic, booking pros from ktvs and discos, through various “mamis” and even curi ayam in discos like sphinx, planet and pacific. Aiyo, still cannot find one that can make me go “goo-go-ga-ga” i.e steam2 la but many only moderate ones. But funny , sometimes I see many SYTs quite chio ones walking around in the shopping centres and all around Batam, but why cannot find one leh!! The problem with curi ayam from discos is that quite dark cannot see cewek and in disco lights everything look good but later agreed on booking tar pau back to hotel room knn, cewek look quite terok, to the extent that when bonking have to switch off all the lights in the room so no need to lihat her muka la. Ha ha! Sure it happens to the best of us, right!!

Problem with batam is that if your mind is not too preoccupied with sex, there are other distractions…such as gambling!! So Ah Lau when in between his constant quest to find that elusive SYT slowly also got hooked on gambling, first starting on those “horseh” machines in Windsor, Esteca and Studio Lucky in Nagoya. Over the years, this fascination sadly went further and coincided with the sprouting of casinos, jackpot machines, pasang bola games in discos and ktvs. KNN. I can even travel from Waterfront to Nongsa to Nagoya (round trip of entire batam island) just to feed the gambling habit. Aiyo, now so broke from those years of gambling away life savings in batam, faced with sagging career, midlife crisis and retrenchment etc, more the need to look for some form of escapism but just deluding myself into some false sense of happiness by seeking woman companion in batam but again knocking on wrong doors if one is doing that in batam, right!

Wonder if any brudders out there like me, ever returning from batam feeling low and with less self-esteem after blowing away money on ceweks and gambling and feeling full of regrets when in the ferry coming back?? After all these years ah lau still looking for that elusive SYT like some sweet dream and finding that proverbial pot of gold in Batam and chasing rainbows. HA! More like throwing money like rainbows la! Sometimes so frustrated juz pay without thinking and even booked PRC & Russian girls at $400 a pop. But can tell u right away they are 100% Lousy and sad fucks and pay that kinda money real stupid but Lau desperate and wanting to look for beauty pay like sotong lar and regret later……

(to be continued).

[krystal]

Ah Lau...thats was some good life exp u telling there...so i hope you will get the message across ya..to those who think they can find it in Batam...Wanna go there can..but just for fun n control yerself ya...Cheers

Ten years on, still desperately seeking SYT (if not Susan) in Batam. Being a softie and mostly of unsound mind and body, Lau always prone to kena hustle by the ceweks and the occasional nice-looking charbo that come across his path. Usually they will minta lau beli pulsa (buy phone card), beli baju (nice clothes), ah lau , tolong bayar ‘kos’ (pay for their house rental), beil ‘obat’ . buy this , buy that, incessantly it never stops. Lau always kena bodoh bodoh but duly obliging (yes, go ahead and flame me, I born stupid what and always give in to ceweks). But when it comes to sex this don’t want to do, that cannot la, they full of fuking excuses man….feeling tired la, many days oredi never sleep la, need to go off early la, tomorrow go back kampong la, knn see ah lau face onli all want to come to his hotel room and tidur only!! They will say anything to escape the advances of this stupid and foolish ah lau. Sometimes throw more than a million Rp also get nothing better than fuking a piece of wood.

I once booked a quite pretty cewek from “Alisan” , she worked as pro there, Bandung girl, hence quite fair complexion. Price – half a million. Whole night onli wanted to pasang bola, think she kena hooked on the game but I kept sponsoring la. Later kana hear all the whole life stories and problems and come to the crunch, I mean, bonking, onli straight fuk and very mechanical. Service= zero. Oh well, anyone bites the dust in the Lau’s records of infamnity. Sien! ended up spending more than a couple of million.

Another time, I booked a real pretty chabo, her name Alice. Told me she don’t do booking as she worked as pro in planet. Turns out to be a real bloodsucker! Lau was really interested in Alice and stupidly agreed to go shopping with vampiress and her friend at Top Seratus. Ended up blowing 1.5 mill on her shopping. NVM, thinking long term investment as she quite a looker. Continue to spent more, go ktv & disco. But dear Alice probably got wind of Lau’s horny intentions so kept declaring that she not booking chabo and cannot allow bonking and crap like that. Can only allow to touch1 la and kissing but insist cannot take off her clothes even in bed. Knnccb, ah lau kena cock-teased until boleh mati! Still got no bonking, paid her another one million as the agreed price that she spent the night in hotel room with me and lan lan, kena have to pcc. Still, NVM thingking like stupid fool can develop long term with me and be my regular in batam and hopes she treats me well. Stupid stupid!!

Following weekend, call Alice and ok, on again Lau coming to batam to see his darling. Later Alice turned up in Lau’s room in planet looking dreary. She made stupid excuse said she fallen sick and need rupiah to see doctor. Ah Lau say I bring you go see la. She replied no la she go on her own and only want money to see doctor. Ah lau asks she wanna stay with him, she said no only wanted money see doctor. FUK. All BS stories later all come out. Said she need money for isi pulsa (phone card), house rent never pay, need to buy lunch for mother, no money for taxifare (KNN ask 50K Rp for taxifare, did’nt know taxifare in batam can so ex!). Ah Lau suddenly turned to stone and told bloodsucker Alice to Fuk Off and the sorry tale ended there. But Ah Lau feeling gut wrenched and as usual, took out his frustration by losing another few k in the casinos and living on bread and water for the rest of the month…..


(to be continued)

[easyeasy]

hopeless (& too fucking damn rich and stupid to care a damn so suck me dry please) robert

[JOGK]

Originally Posted by easyeasy

hopeless (& too fucking damn rich and stupid to care a damn so suck me dry please) robert

dont be so disgruntled lah
you should know pros are just renting out their bodies but not their souls
service is a bonus though
you tell me which pros are not gian of dollars?
when abangs step on their shore
the first thing on their mind are......
BEST LAH ! VEGETABLE HEADS LAI LIAO!

Originally Posted by easyeasy

hopeless (& too fucking damn rich and stupid to care a damn so suck me dry please) robert

Wah lao , so buay song ah bro. ok la. I fuk off forever from sb la since life so sien , come in and share also SIEN.

Mr Moderator, can u please delete this thread and can olso delete my id so I can fuk off from SB and fuk off from Batam forever

Many thanks to all u so thoughful flamesters!!! Hv a wonderful life!!

[easyeasy]

Originally Posted by LauheroNo1

Wah lao , so buay song ah bro. ok la. I fuk off forever from sb la since life so sien , come in and share also SIEN.

Mr Moderator, can u please delete this thread and can olso delete my id so I can fuk off from SB and fuk off from Batam forever

Many thanks to all u so thoughful flamesters!!! Hv a wonderful life!!

wah lan eh joking only why so angry. dun be so serious lah. i apologise ok and up your rep can? i am saying it in a nice way not flaming you brudder becos i feel the pinch for you, if flame you you will be damn chia luck liao. please continue up your rep now to show my sincerity

[Five Stone]

Originally Posted by LauheroNo1

Wah lao , so buay song ah bro. ok la. I fuk off forever from sb la since life so sien , come in and share also SIEN.
Many thanks to all u so thoughful flamesters!!! Hv a wonderful life!!

Treat this forum like the way you treat your ceweks, you hate them but cant do without them. Why bother with some mindless remarks, look at your above posts, you are rational enough to know you are blowing away your dough but continue to indulge in it, likewise here, ready to post but get ready to get flame. Honestly, more bros will appreciate your sharing more than anything. Afterall, it is ten years of day in day out in Batam, something must have prompt you to pour your heart out, then continue to do so. Bros here would love to hear the flip side of the coin story, we learn and share, so let the story be from you.

[DNAT]

I started to cheong Batam since 1998 so I guess I got 资 格 to pen a few words here ya?

Hmmm ... what to say har? oohh ... Read my signature ... hahaha

[PuTonRen]

Dear Brother,

I am sure, like many other brothers, I appreciate very much that you share your experience with the brothers here, especially the young ones who are going to venture into the unknown land, which to me is always a snake pit. If you had followed my postings, you would also realise that, most of my posts are on failures and unfortunate cases. I think we share the same sentiment to share and to fore-warn our brothers in this forum.

There are always people who post without much thinking. To some of them, they may be telling jokes, but to others, what they say may hurt others feeling. Just like me, I have learnt to ignore them. I have been zapped for not telling juicy, but failure stories. What should I do? Stop posting, no, these people are not going to stop me. If I can be of service to just one brother, or if only one brother appreciates my posting, I think I have achieve my humble objective of sharing.

We do have our ups and downs. Those downs can be served as lessons or warnings to others, so that less people will suffer. I sincerely hope that all brothers could learn from you.

My 0.9 cent worth (still winding down and will stop posting when it reaches 0 cent)

[OceanEleven]

Looking forward for more posting from you, it is always nice to understand from someone else's point of view. Keep it up!

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by PuTonRen

.. (still winding down and will stop posting when it reaches 0 cent)...

No worries, your worth wont reach 0 cent ..

[PuTonRen]

Originally Posted by DNAT

No worries, your worth wont reach 0 cent ..

Thank you Brother DNAT.

What I meant is actually this. I have been in Singapore for the last three weeks (the longest stay at home this year), and hence has some free time and good facilty to post. As my travelling starts on 5 Dec 2004, I would not be able to write so much already. By then, at the rate of my posting, and with -0.1 cent per post, I would be at 0 cent in two days time. I will stop not because of any other reason, just the time factor. I work a lot in the day time when I am overseas, and at night, I would either very tired and rest in the hotel or have to entertain people till I drop.

I sincerely hope that I have been clear. Sorry to all brothers that this post is not related to the topic in question.

[DNAT]

Its okay ... we post to share and care, but if other not receptive, then leave it as it is .. chinese has a saying:

忠 言 逆 耳

actually I got nothing much to say if kena con by gals/WL but the most scary thing is got played out by so called brudder samsters .. encountered some 笑 里 藏 刀 low lifes ... there goes my S$190 stories again

[Freestyler69]

Originally Posted by PuTonRen

Thank you Brother DNAT.

What I meant is actually this. I have been in Singapore for the last three weeks (the longest stay at home this year), and hence has some free time and good facilty to post. As my travelling starts on 5 Dec 2004, I would not be able to write so much already. By then, at the rate of my posting, and with -0.1 cent per post, I would be at 0 cent in two days time. I will stop not because of any other reason, just the time factor. I work a lot in the day time when I am overseas, and at night, I would either very tired and rest in the hotel or have to entertain people till I drop.

I sincerely hope that I have been clear. Sorry to all brothers that this post is not related to the topic in question.

different people walk different road... different charbo like different KKJ, hey at least you've been there done that, live life without regret, if in doubt don't do it.. if you put away your regrets, you'll suffer less..