Nepotism in Peasantpore's armed forces

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PEASANTPORE: Deployment and advancement within the Peasantpore Armed Forces (SAF) is based on nepotism e.g. Patrick Tan aka Military Scientist, as boasted by Defence Minion Bargain Hen.

Retiring Peasants' Representative for Sembawang Ellen Lee had asked Bargain Hen during an Imperial Court session on Monday (Aug 17) whether the peasant army has discouraged peasant women from serving.

Bargain Hen said servicewomen can and have contributed but they must pledge loyalty to the House of Lee, not to the cuntry.

He highlighted several servicewomen who have risen through the ranks to hold key positions in the SAF's leadership, are Lee loyalists.

Asked by Peasant Representative Lee if there are opportunities for women to be appointed chiefs of the army, navy, air force or even the Chief of Defence Force, Bargain Hen said: "If our Yankee Overlord do it first, then we consider, coz if got women general, its a bargain, can save on the stipends.".

Imperial Court Sex Committee Member for Pleasing Ang Moh Dicks Irene Ng also asked Bargain Hen whether the SAF officer corp regularly read Jane Austen's novels.

"Er, you know, I know, armed forces usually got many low life forms and paedophiles, even among the officers, their collective IQ a bit too low, so you ask them to read Jane Austen books, they tell you to fark PRC spiders better," explained Bargain Hen.

He reiterated that MINDEF's and SAF's officers, while mentally challenged, do not appreciate Jane Austen's books, are experts at fighting with PRC hookers in Geylang's dodgy dens.


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